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TWO PERCENT SALES TAX
A special city election will be held on March 2, 2010 from 12 PM to 7 PM at the Granville City Office, 103 3rd ST SW, Granville ND 58741.
The special election will determine if the city can implement a 2(two) cent sales tax within the city limits. Absentee ballots are available from the city office. Absentee ballots must be dated by March 1, 2010. If the sales tax vote passes, the city will use the revenue to help pay for city infrastructure, economic development, and city park improvements. If you have any questions about the vote please contact any member of the city council or a Granville Economic Board Member.
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Granville City Council election will be held in June along with the Primary Election. Two (four) 4 year positions will be up for election. If you are interested in filing you may obtain a petition of nomination at the city office.
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THIS & THAT
THE MYLO JONES MEMORIAL TOUNAMENT DATES HAVE BEEN SET FOR MARCH 12 & 13
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*CITY COUNCIL -FEB 1ST AT 7PM
*FIREMANS - FEB 15TH AT 8PM
*EDC - FEB 18TH AT 7PM
(NOTE DATE CHANGE)
*FOOD PANTRY - FEB 10TH
*LEGION - FEB 2ND AT 7PM
*EASTERN STAR - FEB 10TH AT 7PM
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IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN WRITING THE GRANVILLE NEWS FOR THE MOUSE RIVER JOURNAL PLEASE CALL THE JOURNAL OFFICE IN TOWNER 537-5610 OR 537-5925
Hunter Education Course Offered
Registration:
Thursday, April 1, 2010 … 7:00 p.m. – 9:00 p.m.
At the Memorial Diner, Granville, ND
BRING: Social Security Number and
Parent’s Permission Signature
8 classes
Tuesday &Thursday evenings … 7 p.m. to 9 p.m.
April 1 to May 4, 2010
Participants must be 11 years old by
April 1, 2010 to attend and be certified.
Instructors: Leonard Enander - 340-5919 & Gary Green - 720-9795
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Rising Stars 4-H Bingo
Sunday, February 21 at 4:00
Granville School Lunchroom
There will be bingo, concessions, and a food walk. Everyone is invited to attend.
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CYO Valentine’s Spaghetti Dinner
Free will offering
Spaghetti and Garlic Toast
First Lutheran Church
February 14th
11:00 am to 1:00 pm
Sponsored by CYO.
Come enjoy the Valentine Themed Event!
Fabulous Décor and Waitresses
and Waiters to boot!
Sorry, no violin music.
*OUR SYMPATHIES*
BOBBY ROLLMAN, FORMERLY OF GRANVILLE PASSED AWAY ON JANUARY 1ST AT HIS HOME IN FARGO. BOBBY WAS THE SON OF ROBERT AND HELEN ROLLMAN, SISTER TO BEV COBB AND DAD TO MATTHEW KROUT-ROLLMAN.
OUR SYMPATHIES TO HIS FAMILY.
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AGNES (PEG) LARSEN OF GRANVILLE PASSED AWAY AT THE SOURIS VALLEY CARE CENTER IN VELVA ON JAN. 14TH, 2010. SHE WAS A LONG TIME MEMBER OF THE GRANVILLE COMMUNITY AND SHE WILL DEFINITELY BE MISSED. PEG HAD A WAY OF MAKING EVERYONE FEEL THEY WERE IMPORTANT.
SHE WAS ALSO KNOWN AS THE DONUT LADY. SHE WAS FAMOUS FOR HER DELICIOUS DONUTS. OUR SYMPATHIES TO JOHN, RALPH, KATHY AND VIRGINIA AND THEIR FAMILIES.
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DONNA HESKIN PASSED AWAY ON DECEMBER 30, 2009 AT A MINOT HOSPITAL. SHE WAS A LONG TIME MEMBER OF THE NORWICH COMMUNITY. WE WANT TO EXPRESS OUR SYMPAHIES TO HER CHILDREN, NEALE, KIM, KRIS, NANCY, SHELLY AND THEIR FAMILIES.
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BETTY TRANA PASSED AWAY ON JAN 26TH.
BETTY WAS A VERY ACTIVE MEMBER OF OUR COMMUNITY. SHE WAS KNOWN AS THE FLOWER LADY DUE TO ALL HER BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS IN HER YARD. SHE WILL BE MISSED FOR MANY REASONS. OUR SYMPAHIES TO ALL HER FAMILY.
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*THANK YOU*
CURT WERLE, SCOTT AND DANETTE FROUNFELTER, AND THE GRANVILLE SENIOR CITIZENS FOR DONATING MONEY TO PRINT THE GAZETTE.
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THANK YOU TO JACK MORRISON FOR DONATING A COMPUTER DESK TO THE CITY OFFICE.
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*BABIES*
LILLIAN ANN WAS BORN ON JAN. 14TH. 2010.
HER PARENTS ARE TED AND RACHELLE FIMREITE OF NORWICH. SHE JOINS BIG BROTHER, WYATT. HER PROUD GRANDPARENTS ARE LYLE AND DARLENE SOLBERG OF SURREY AND DARREL AND PAT FIMREITE OF NORWICH.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
*CHURCH NEWS*
HOPE CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM * PASTOR FRANK PICARD
WOMENS SOCIETY – FEB 14TH AFTER CHURCH SERVICE
FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAYAT 11AM
* PASTOR MARY MISKA SUNDAY SCHOOL AT 10AM CONFIRMATION CLASSES – EVERY WEDNESDAY 3:30PM TO 5PM CYO - FEB 3RD & 17TH AT 7PM LADIES AID – FEB 4TH AT 2PM AT THE DINER ****************
NORWICH LUTHERAN CHURCH SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM * PASTOR MARY MISKA LADIES AID – FEB 4TH AT 2PM
QUILTING EVERY TUESDAY FROM 9AM TO NOON
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BIBLE STUDY - FEB 1ST AT 1PM
BUSINESS MEETING - FEB 8TH
SOCIAL DAY - FEB 22ND
THE SENIOR CENTER IS OPEN 6 DAYS A WEEK TO PLAY CARDS, SOCIALIZE AND HAVE LUNCH.
MEALS ARE SERVED MON, WED & FRI. PLEASE CALL IN ADVANCE IF YOU WANT TO EAT LUNCH
ANY SENIOR CITIZEN IS WELCOME TO BECOME A MEMBER. EVERYONE WELCOME.
FOR ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE SENIOR CITIZENS OR TO SCHEDULE THE USE OF THE SENIOR CENTER PLEASE CALL DARLENE SWALLERS AT 728-6919
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FEBRUARY
WILL THOMAS – 4TH
TODD HUNSKOR – 6TH
MIKE SITTER – 11TH
DOMINGO JUAREZ JR – 12TH
CECIL McGUIRE – 12TH
CODY MUELLER – 13TH
MYRON SMETTE – 13TH
MITCHELL SMETTE – 13TH
LILA HESKIN – 16TH
LUANN JUAREZ – 22ND
COLE LASHER – 25TH
PHILLIP BRUMMOND – 24TH
JACKIE MORRISON – 24TH
ARLAND MUELLER – 26TH
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ANNIVERSARIES
PAUL & MARY ROBINETTE – 3RD
ARLAND & NANCY MUELLER – 7TH
DAN & JUDY CARTER – 12TH
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*SCHOOL NEWS* FEB. 9TH TGU School Board Meeting at 3:30 at TGU Towner
Feb 12th - VELVA ELEMENTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL
Feb 17th - SPELLING BEE IN DRAKE
MARCH 4TH THRU 6TH - ND WINTER SHOW IN VALLEY CITY
PENNY'S FOR PARIENTS KICK OFF WILL START FEB 16TH AND RUN UNTIL THE 26TH. CLASSESS WILL BE COLLECTING CHANGE FOR PATIENTS WITH CANCER THE CLASS WHO RAISES THE MOST CHANGE WILL WIN A PIZZA PARTY. SO IF YOU HAVE ANY CHANGE LYING AROUND. SEND IT TO SCHOOL WITH ONE OF THE KIDS AND HELP THEM TO RAISE MONEY FOR THOSE WHO NEED IT AND
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MAYBE YOU WILL HELP THEM GET A PIZZA PARTY AND THEY WILL BE RAISING MONEY FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
SPORTS SCHEDULE (H) MEANS GAME WILL BE PLAYED IN TOWNER
BOYS BASKETBALL SCHEDULE
FEB 2ND HARVEY (H) A-B-C 5PM
FEB 5TH MAX (A) A-B 5:45
FEB 6TH SAWYER (A) A-B 4:15
FEB 9TH RUGBY (A) A-B-C 4:15
FEB 16TH WELLS COUNTY (H) A-B-7-8 4:30
FEB 29TH ROLETTE/WOLFORD (H) A-B 5:45
FEB 26TH, 27TH, MAR 1ST DISTRICTS (RUGBY) A TIME TBA
GIRLS BASKETBALL SCHEDULE
FEB 2ND WELLS COUNTY (A) A-B 5:45
FEB 5TH MAX (A) A-B 3:30
FEB 11,12,13 DISTRICTS IN DRAKE A TIME TBA
*********************** *We are collecting Box Tops for Education, Campbell's Soup Labels, Pop Tops and Ink Cartridges. Please send any that you have to the school office.
Our outdoor basketball court is completed but the TGU Granville Boosters are still accepting donations to help pay for it. Our next project will be a new score clock in the gym
THE SNOW STORM
A blonde gets lost in her car in a snowstorm. She remembers her father's advice, "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it." Soon a snow plow comes by, and she follows it for about 45 minutes.
Finally, the driver of the truck gets out and asks her what she is doing. She explains the advice her father had given her. The driver says, "Well, I'm done with the parking lot here at the mall, now you can follow me over to the bank."
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JUST A THOUGHT. . .
I ALWAYS TELL BY NEW BROTHER-IN-LAW HE HAS TO BE NICE TO ME CAUSE I AM THE EDITOR OF THE GRANVILLE GAZETTE AND I CAN WRITE THINGS ABOUT HIM. WELL, THE TIME HAS COME! HERE GOES! DAVE, THANK YOU FOR COMING INTO OUR LIVES. THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY SISTER SO HAPPY. THANK YOU FOR BEING YOU CAUSE YOU DO IT SOOOO GOOD. YOU ARE DEFINATLY WHAT I WOULD HAVE PICKED FOR MY SISTER. I THANK GOD EVERY DAY FOR YOU! OK, NOW I CAN'T BRIBE HIM WITH THAT ANYMORE. CHANCES ARE I WILL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE.
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I AM SITTING HERE TRYING TO SEE THE WAREHOUSE ACROSS THE LOT. AT TIMES IT IS CLEARLY THERE AND SOME TIMES IT JUST DISAPPEARS. MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME BUT THE ROADS WERE GOOD AND I JUST CRUISED INTO TOWN. NOW I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS. OH!! THERE IT IS!! NOW IT'S GONE. DON'T WE LOVE NORTH DAKOTA WEATHER? IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WEATHER WAIT A MINUTE. IT WILL CHANGE. I DIDN'T GO TO WORK ON SATURDAY CAUSE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SO BAD CASEY TOLD ME TO JUST STAY HOME. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL OUT. I SHOVELED THE WALK IN MY SWEATSHIRT. ACTUALLY I HAD PANTS AND SHOES ON TOO. BUT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL OUTSIDE. WENT TO MOMS THAT AFTERNOON. WE WENT IN AND HAD COFFEE WITH PAM. FELT A LITTLE GUILTY, BUT NOT REALLY. WE MET PAM'S NEW PUPPY, BAILEY. SHE'S A MORKIE. THAT'S A YORKIE AND MALTEZE CROSS. SHE WEIGHTS IN AT 1 POUND 4 OZ. SHE IS SO CUTE. PEANUT WAS A LITTLE JEALOUS. I HAD TO HOLD HER TOO.
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WE LOST TWO WONDERFUL WOMEN THIS MONTH. PEG LARSEN & BETTY TRANA
PEG WAS ONE OF A KIND. SHE ALWAYS MADE YOU FEEL SO SPECIAL. SHE WAS A TRULY NICE LADY. WE ALSO LOST ONE OF THE LAST DONUT MAKERS IN TOWN. SHE WAS THE BEST. SHE WOULD EVEN CALL TIM AND TELL HIM SHE WAS MAKING DONUTS SO WE COULD RUN OVER THERE AND GET SOME.
PEOPLE WOULD DRIVE PURPOSELY THROUGH TOWN TO SEE BETTY TRANAS FLOWERS. SHE WAS SUCH A SWEET, SENSITIVE, CARING PERSON. I WOULD SEE HER OUTSIDE WORKING ON HER FLOWERS ON WEEKDAY MORNINGS WHEN I WAS ON MY WAY TO WORK. SHE CREATED SO MUCH BEAUTY FOR OUR TOWN. SHE WAS THE SECOND WINNER OF OUR ATTA BOY AWARDS BECAUSE OF HER YARD.
BOTH OF THESE FINE LADIES WILL BE MISSED. NOT ONLY FOR THERE PRODUCTIVITY BUT BECAUSE THE WERE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN, INSIDE AND OUTSIDE.
LET'S ALL HOPE WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR THE NEIGHBORS TO REMEMBER US BY.
ENUF SAID, JO
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HIGHWAY 109
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about
'And blood was everywhere,'
'The sirens screamed out eulogies,'
For death was in the air.
'A mother, trapped inside her car,'
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Was heard above the noise;
Her plaintive plea near split the air:
'Oh, God, please spare my boys!'
She fought to loose her pinned hands;
'She struggled to get free,'
But mangled metal held her fast
In grim captivity.
Her frightened eyes then focused
'On where the back seat once had been,'
But all she saw was broken glass and
Two children's seats crushed in.
Her twins were nowhere to be seen;
'She did not hear them cry, '
'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, '
'Oh, God, don't let them die! '
Then firemen came and cut her loose, '
'But when they searched the back, '
'They found therein no little boys, '
But the seat belts were intact.
They thought the woman had gone mad
'And was traveling alone, '
'But when they turned to question her, '
They discovered she was gone.
Policemen saw her running wild
And screaming above the noise
'In beseeching supplication, '
Please help me find my boys!
They're four years old and wear blue shirts;
'Their jeans are blue to match.''
'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, '
And they don't have a scratch.
They said their daddy put them there
'And gave them each a cone, '
Then told them both to wait for Mom
To come and take them home.
'I've searched the area high and low, '
But I can't find their dad.
'He must have fled the scene, '
'I guess, and that is very bad.'
'The mother hugged the twins and said, '
'While wiping at a tear, '
'He could not flee the scene, you see, '
'For he's been dead a year.'
'The cop just looked confused and asked, '
'Now, how can that be true? '
'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came '
'And left a kiss for you.'' '
He told us not to worry
'And that you would be all right, '
And then he put us in this car with
'The pretty, flashing light. '
'We wanted him to stay with us, '
'Because we miss him so, '
'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight '
And said he had to go.
He said someday we'd understand
'And told us not to fuss, '
'And he said to tell you, Mommy, '
'He's watching over us.'
The mother knew without a doubt
'That what they spoke was true, '
'For she recalled their dad's last words, |
' ' I will watch over you..'
The fire men's notes could not explain
'The twisted, mangled car, '
And how the three of them escaped
Without a single scar.
'But on the cop's report was scribed, '
'In print so very fine, '
An angel walked the beat tonight
on Highway 109.
Wittle Wabbit |
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?"
And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?"
The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fink my pyfon really giveths a thit." |
“CHARACTER COUNTS!”
Character Continues …
The “CHARACTER COUNTS!” Program has been a part of many of our area schools. The Minot Daily News even publishes articles written by students focusing on one of the “Six Pillars of Character”. For those of us who are not aware of what “CHARACTER COUNTS!” is all about … here is a little background and history.
In 1992, a summit was hosted by the Josephson Institute, the parent organization of “CHARACTER COUNTS!”. The Josephson Institute is a nonprofit nationally active organization whose mission is to help focus the energy of people who want to do something to make our society more honest, fair, caring, and accountable. The summit consisted of a group of leading ethicists, educators, and youth-service professionals. Their purpose was to develop a common language of core ethical values that transcend religious, political, and socioeconomic differences.
This esteemed group identified universal values, later called “The Six Pillars of Character” – and they are: Trustworthiness, Respect, Responsibility, Fairness, Caring, and Citizenship. A national character-education movement was then established, and was called “CHARACTER COUNTS!” Today, this amazing program has become the most widely implemented approach to character education for our children.
Our children are being taught these important values in our schools through this program. Try as we might however, in this busy and crazy world, we as adults sometimes forget the importance of these values (and
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none of us are perfect by any means, I know I’m not!). Unfortunately, sometimes, we suffer the consequences of ignoring these values, each of us individually, our families and friends, neighbors, organizations, clubs, churches, social circles, workplaces, and communities as a whole. How are we to continue nurturing our future (our children and young adults), if we as adults do not try to practice and demonstrate the same values in our everyday activities?
So, yes … Character Counts! … and it should continue. In the upcoming months, our Christian Youth Organization will be writing about each of the “Six Pillars of Character”, and sharing them with all the readers of the Granville Gazette. It is our hope, that in doing so, it will help reinforce the importance of good character, and thereby enriching our lives and communities. So, with that being said, “CHARACTER COUNTS!” and let’s ENCOURAGE it to CONTINUE!
CYO co-leader, Sheryl Bachmeier
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Thanks to our valued customers for making 2009 a special year.
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May your New Year bring many blessings
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Granville
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BRANDING IRON SALOON
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SUN 1PM TO 1AM
FRIDAY IS STEAK NIGHT! 7PM
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A list of redneck computer terms
Backup - What you do when you sight a skunk in the woods.
Bar code - Them's the fight'n rules down da local saloon.
Bug - The reason you is a giv'n for calling in sick.
Byte - What yer pit bull dun to cusin Jethro.
Cache - Needed when you go to da store.
Chip - Yer cusin's uncle's mother's boyfriend's name.
Terminal - Time to call da undertaker.
Crash - When you go to Junior's party uninvited.
Digital - The art of counting on your fingers.
Diskette - A female Disco dancer.
Hacker - Uncle Leroy after thirty years of smoking.
Hardcopy - Picture looked at when selecting tattoos.
Internet - Where cafeteria workers put their hair.
Keyboard - Where you hang the keys to the John Deere.
Mac - Big Bob's favorite fast food.
Megahertz - How your head feels after seventeen beers.
Modem - What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall.
Mouse pad - Where Mickey and Minnie live.
Network - Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line.
Online - Where to stay when taking the sobriety test.
Rom - Where the pope lives.
Screen - Helps keep the skeeters off the porch.
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DON'T FORGET YOUR VALENTINE ON
VALENTINE'S DAY
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