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January 2009 # 75
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Larsen Breakfast Benefit!

WINTER COURTESY

THE GRANVILLE MASONS AND THE GRANVILLE AMERICAN LEGION WILL BE HOLDING A BENEFIT BREAKFAST FOR

RALPH LARSEN ON

JANUARY 25, 2009 FROM

10AM TO 1PM

PANCAKES, FRENCH TOAST, SAUSAGE

AT THE SCHOOL LUNCH ROOM

FREE WILL OFFERING

RALPH WILL IS GOING IN FEBRUARY FOR A BONE MARROW TRANSPLANT.

COME AND ENJOY THE GREAT FOOD AND HELP OUT A FRIEND & NEIGHBOR.

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MASONS ANNUAL FISHING TOURNEY

The Ashlar Lodge Fishing Tournament held on December 27th had 80 entries.  It was a snowy morning so I am sure that held down the 
entries.  Quite a few northerns were weighed in with the largest at 7 lbs even.  It was caught by Devin Genetzky of Granville.  The 2nd largest was 6 lbs 1 oz by Jesse Lystad of Granville.  There was a tie for smallest northern at 2 lbs 10 oz between Carson Nokes, Minot and Brendon Jehlicka of Minot. No Perch or Walleyes were weighed in so those prizes were drawn for.  
Dan Ross, Minot won for largest Perch and Allen Gotvaslee, Norwich for 2nd largest.  Jarrod Gagne, Minot was drawn for largest Walleye.  
Delvin Wright of Minot won the door prize.  Ashlar Lodge would like to thank all fisherman for a successful tournament.


PLEASE HAVE A SAFE AND
PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
ENJOY 2009!!

 

PLEASE KEEP THESE SUGGESTIONS IN MIND TO MAKE THE WINTER A LITTLE MORE TOLERABLE FOR OUR CITY WORKERS!

PLEASE KEEP PROPANE & WATER METERS FREE OF SNOW AND ACCESSABLE
IF AT ALL POSSIBLE KEEP VEHCICLES OFF STREETS.
KEEP YOUR SIDEWALKS CLEAN
DO NOT BLOW OR PUSH SNOW INTO STREET.


*BITS 'N PIECES*

*CITY COUNCIL – JAN 5 TH 7PM

*FOOD PANTRY – JAN 14 TH

*LEGION – JAN 6 TH AT 8PM


*THIS 'N THAT*

BETTY & OMAR SMITH NOW RESIDE IN MINOT. THEIR ADDRESS IS:

872 BLUE BELL DRIVE
MINOT, ND 58701-2108
THEIR PHONE # IS: 858-7278


THE CHRISTMAS STOCKING WAS WON BY TUSTIN SWALLERS OF MINOT. HE IS THE GREAT GRANDSON OF DARLENE SWALLERS. THE PROCEEDS COLLECTED WENT TOWARDS THE FOOD PANTRY. THANK YOU!


CONGRADULATIONS MARIA!

MARIA EFFERTZ HANSON HAS BEEN APPOINTED AS THE NEW JOB DEVELOPMENT ASSOCIATION DIRECTOR FOR McHENRY COUNTY. HER RESPONSIBILITY WILL BE TO PROMOTE ECONOMICAL AND COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT FOR ALL OF US! MARIA AND MIKE HANSON LIVE IN VELVA WITH THEIR TWO CHILDREN. GOOD LUCK MARIA!

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*BABIES*BABIES*BABIES*

TERESA HETLAND AND LONNIE JAEGER WERE BLESSED WITH A BABY GIRL, BERGAN GAIL, ON SEPT. 17 TH.HER PROUD BIG BROTHER IS ETHAN AND GRANDPARENTS ARE BRIAN HETLAND OF GRANVILLE AND BOB AND NANCY JAEGER OF TOWNER.


RACHELE AND KASEY KREBSBACH ARE THE NEW PARENTS OF A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY. RYKER KEN WAS BORN DECEMBER 5 TH. HE WEIGHTED IN AT 7lbs 12oz. RACHELLE IS THE DAUGHTER OF MARSHA YODER AND MERLE YODER AND THE GRANDDAUGHTER OF STEINER AND ARDEL HILLERUD. KASEY'S PARENTS ARE KEN AND GAY KREBSBACH OF CROSBY. RACHEL, KASEY, RYKER AND PROUD BIG BROTHER, PAYTON LIVE IN CROSBY. CONGRATULATIONS!


ALISHA AND BRANDON BAILEY OF BISMARCK ARE THE PROUD PARENTS OF A BABY GIRL, SKYLEE NICOLE. SHE WAS BORN DECEMBER 8 TH. HER GRANDPARENTS ARE JOAN AND RANDY BAILEY AND HER GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE ROSE BAILEY AND DON AND ELAINE IREY. CONGRADULATIONS!


A BABY DAUGHTER, ELIZABETH JOYCE, WAS BORN TO MARIA AND MIKE HANSON ON DEC. 16 TH. HER GRANDPA IS DORAN HANSON FROM GRANVILLE AND HER GRANDPARENTS FROM VELVA ARE JERRY & NORMA ELLERTZ


A SON WAS BORN TO DUSTIN FROUNFELTER AND MANDY HUMBLE ON DECEMBER 27 TH. JAYDEN MYLES IS THE GRANDSON OF MYLES AND LINDA FROUNELTER.


20 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE GETTING OLD: 

YOU KEEP MORE FOOD THAN BEER IN YOUR FRIDGE.

 6:00 IS WHEN YOU GET UP,

NOT WHEN YOU GO TO BED.  

YOU HEAR YOUR FAVORITE SONG IN AN ELEVATOR.

YOU WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL

YOUR FRIENDS MARRY AND DIVORCE INSTEAD OF "HOOK UP" AND "BREEAK UP".  

YOU GO FROM 130 DAYS OF VACATION TO 14.  

JEANS AND A SWEATSHIRT NO LONGER QUALIFY AS "DRESSED UP" 

YOU'RE THE ONE CALLING THE POLICE CAUSE THOSE %&@# KIDS NEXT DOOR WON'T TURN THE STEREO DOWN.

OLDER RELATIVES FEEL COMFORTABLE TELLING SEX JOKES AROUND YOU.  

YOU DON'T KNOW (OR CARE) WHAT TIME TACO BELL CLOSES.  

YOUR CAR INSURANCE GOES DOWN AND YOU'RE CAR PAYMENT GOS UP.  

YOU FEED YOUR DOG SCIENCE DIET INSTEAD OF McDONALDS LEFT OVERS. 

SLEEPING ON THE COUCH MAKES YOU BACK HURT.

 YOU TAKE NAPS.  

DINNER AND A MOVIE IS THE WHOLE DATE INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING OF ONE.  

EATING A BASKET OF CHICKEN WINGS AT 3AM WOULD UPSET, RATHER THAN SETTLE YOUR STOMACH.  

90% OF THE TIME YOU SPEND IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER IS FOR REAL WORK.  

YOU DRINK AT HOME TO SAVE MONEY BEFORE GOING TO A BAR.  

YOU KNOW WHAT SHOW THE PHRASE "BR-549" CAME FROM

WORKING ON THE GRANVILLE GAZETTE IS FUN


!*SENIOR CORNER*

GRANVILLE SENIOR CITIZENS BIBLE STUDY
JAN 5 TH – 1PM
EVERYONE WELCOME

BUSINESS MEETING – JAN. 12 TH
BIRTHDAY CLUB – JAN. 20 TH
SOCIAL MEETING – JAN. 26 TH

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*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU*
GAYLA HABERLOCK – 1 ST
CLORINDA KRAMER – 2 ND
EILEEN BRUMMOND – 3 RD
DWIGHT OLSON – 6 TH
LEXI SWALLERS – 6 TH
JERRY KUNTZ – 8 TH
LANETTA OLSON - 8 TH
BOB BACHMEIER – 12 TH
MIKE MITZEL – 16 TH
AUSTIN BLOWERS – 16 TH
MATAYA NELSON – 19 TH
LORI WITTMAYER – 21 ST
BAYLEE BACHMEIER – 22 ND
CARSON BACHMEIER – 26 TH
KIMM LUKENBACH – 26 TH
AMANDA JUAREZ – 26 TH
DICK LUNDY – 27 TH
KIMI OFSTHUN – 27 TH
BONNIE McNEALY – 31 ST


ANNIVERSARYS: DICK & DONNA LUNDY – 4 TH


IF YOU WOULD LIKE YOUR BIRTHDAYS OR ANNIVERSARIES LISTED IN THE GAZETTE YOU MAY SIGN UP AT THE DINER OR CALL 728-6823 AND LEAVE A MESSAGE.


OUR SYMPATHIES

OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE LARSON FAMILY FOR THE LOSS OF THEIR HUSBAND, FATHER AND GRANDFATHER, ALF LARSON. ALF, WHO PASSED AWAY ON DEC. , WAS A VERY LONG TIME RESIDENT OF THE GRANVILLE AREA. HE WAS 98 YEARS OLD. OUR SYMPATHIES TO PEG, JOHN, RALPH, VIRGINIA AND KATHY AND THEIR FAMILIES.


KAY RUPPERT FROM MINOT PASSED WAY ON DECEMBER 29TH, 2008. HER DAUGHTER, LIZ JOHNSON IS FROM GRANVILLE. OUR SYMPAHIES TO THE FAMILY.


*THANK YOU*
Thank you, to Scheels Sports of Minot for the ice fishing supplies donated to the McHenry County Food Pantry raffle.
The raffle was a great success generating $507.00. The winner was Hope Trana of Granville. Thanks to all those who sold tickets and to those who bought. The donation was greatly appreciated at the Food Pantry.

THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HELPED US CELEBRATE OUR 50 TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY WITH CARDS AND BEST WISHES. IT WAS GREATLY APPRECIATED.

DON AND CLEONE ROLLMAN


THANK YOU TO ALL WHO PARTICIPATED IN THE 2008 TOUR OF HOMES. THE EVENING WAS WONDERFUL AND EVERY HOME WAS BEAUTIFULLY DECORATED AND IT WAS REALLY ENJOYED BY EVERYONE. THE COMMITTEE WHO WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR SETTING IT UP DID A GREAT JOB.. THANK YOU!!


THANK YOU AGAIN TO THE BUSINESS PERSON WHO DONATES SO MUCH TO THE PRINTING OF THE GAZETTE. SHE REQUESTS TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! THANK YOU!


THANK YOU TO DARLA THOMPSON FOR THE DONATION OF MONEY FOR PRINTING THE GAZETTE.


DONNA AT THE MEMORIAL DINER WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE WHO SUPPORTED THE DINER THIS LAST YEAR. LET'S MAKE 2009 THE BEST YEAR EVER. THANK YOU TO ALL PATRONS AND ESPECIALLY THE EMPLOYEES. THANKS, DONNA


I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EVERYONE FOR THE SUPPORT I HAVE RECEIVED FOR WRITING THE GAZETTE. AS I GO INTO MY 7 TH YEAR I THINK BACK ON ALL THE HELP AND COMMENTS I HAVE RECEIVED. I APPRECIATE EVERYTHING DONE TO SUPPORT THIS VENTURE. IF ANYONE HAS ANY IDEAS OR SUGGESTIONS PLEASE LET ME KNOW. ALSO THANK YOU TO NANCY FOR GETTING THE GAZETTE PRINTED AND OUT TO THE PUBLIC. THANK YOU AND HAPPY NEW YEAR, JO


MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES

IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED IN ATTENDING MARTIAL ARTS CLASSES IN GRANVILLE, I HAVE A FRIEND WHO IS INTERESTED IN TEACHING. IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE SOME MORE INFO PLEASE CALL ME AND LEAVE A MESSAGE. OPEN TO ALL AGES. HE WOULD LIKE TO HAVE AT LEAST 8 TO 10 STUDENTS TO BE ABLE TO RUN A CLASS. HE WAS THINKING OF HAVING CLASSES SOMETIME IN FEBRUARY OR MARCH. CALL ME AT
728-6823 JO

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*CHURCH NEWS*

HOPE CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM

PASTOR FRANK PICARD

WOMENS SOCIETY – JAN. 11 TH AFTER THE CHURCH SERVICE

FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM

PASTOR MARY MISKA

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ANNUAL MEETING WILL BE HELD JANUARY 18 TH AFTER CHURCH

LADIES AID – JAN. 8 TH 2PM

NORWICH LUTHERAN CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 11AM

PASTOR MARY MISKA

ANNUAL MEETING WILL BE HELD JAN. 11 TH AFTER CHURCH

LADIES AID – JAN AT 2PM


*ATTA BOY * AWARDS*

OUR "ATTA BOY" AWARDS FOR JANUARY, 2009 GO TO DANETTE FROUNFELTER AND WANDA THOMPSON. DANETTE AND WANDA ARE BOTH VERY INVOLVED IN SCHOOL AND CHURCH WITH THEIR KIDS. THEY TEACH OR HAVE TAUGHT SUNDAYSCHOOL, ARE VERY INVOLVED IN SCHOOL PROGRAMS AND JUST GENERALLY NICE PEOPLE. CONGRATUALTIONS! THESE TWO FINE PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAMBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES FROM DONNA AT THE MEMORIAL DINER.

THANK YOU DANETTE,

THANK YOU WANDA,

THANK YOU DONNA !


JUST A THOUGHT. . . .

AFTER CHRISTMAS IS OVER THERE IS ALWAYS A LITTLE LET DOWN. THE PACKAGES YOU WORKED SO HARD TO BEAUTIFULLY DECORATE ARE NOW IN THE TRASH CAN CRUMPLED AND TORN.


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THE PROJECTS YOU WORKED ON SO LOVINGLY ARE IN SOMEONE ELSES HANDS AND YOU KNOW THEY DON'T MEAN AS MUCH TO THEM AS THEY DID TO YOU AS YOU WORKED ON THEM. LET'S JUST FACE IT I HAVE GOT THE CHRISTMAS BLUES. I SAT AT HOME THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS WITH NOTHING TO DO. NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE, I COULD HAVE DONE A LOT BUT IT JUST DIDN'T SEEM TO MATTER ANYMORE. SO I WATCHED TV AND WAS TOTALY UNPRODUCTIVE FOR A WHOLE DAY.

ACTUALLY, I WAS JUST LAZY. OH WELL, SOON IT WILL BE A WHOLE NEW MONTH AND A WHOLE NEW YEAR. TIME GOES WAAAAY TOO FAST. MY NEW GRANDSON IS ALREADY ALMOST 3 MONTHS OLD. DON'T KNOW WHEN THAT HAPPENED, OF COURSE I DON'T KNOW WHEN MATTHEW GOT TO BE 10 AND I DON'T KNOW WHEN HOLLY GOT TO BE AS OLD AS SHE IS. (I WON'T TELL.)

WE HAD A GOOD CHRISTMAS. SINCE HOLLY AND HER FAMILY WERE GOING TO MISSOURI FOR CHRISTMAS WE HAD CHRISTMAS EARLY AT TODDS AND HAD PIZZA. WORKS FOR ME! WE OPENED PRESENTS AND HAD A GOOD TIME GIVING EACH OTHER A BAD TIME. I HAD MADE THE KIDS EACH A PILLOW OUT OF A QUILT GRANDMA ALMA HAD MADE. GRANDMA ALMA WAS TIM'S GRANDMA. THEY ALL REMEMBERED THE QUILT. ALL THREE OF THEM JUST ABOUT CRIED. SENTIMENTAL PRESENTS ARE SO NEAT. I GOT MY PICTURE PRINTER AND MY BIG JEWELY BOX I WANTED. IT WAS GREAT. WE WENT TO GARRISON ON CHRISTMAS EVE FOR SUPPER WITH TIM'S FOLKS AND WENT TO MY MOMS FOR CHRISTMAS DAY DINNER. ALL IN ALL IT WAS A GOOD TIME. I DON'T KNOW WHY I FEEL DOWN IN THE DUMPS. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE ANOTHER CHRISTMAS IS OVER. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE ANOTHER YEAR IS STARTING. MAYBE IT'S CAUSE OF ALL THE SNOW. MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE THIS YEAR I WILL BE ½ CENTURY OLD + 2. MAYBE IT'S CAUSE I'M AN OLD CRABBY WOMAN WHO NEEDS A KICK IN THE BUTT. (NO, TIM THAT’S NOT YOUR JOB!)

I'LL DO IT MYSELF, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. I DON'T KNOW. IT WILL GET BETTER, IN THE SPRING, WHEN THE FLOWERS BLOOM, WHEN THE GRASS IS GREEN, WHEN THERE IS GREEN LEAAVES ON THE TREES, WHEN WE ARE ON OUR WAY ON VACATION. FOR SOME REASON I AM FEELING BETTER ALREADY.

PEANUT IS SLEEPING ON HER BLANKET ON MY DESK. SHE HAS BEEN MY SAVIOR DURING THIS DOWN TIME. SHE IS SO MUCH FUN. I CALL HER MY LITTLE PEANUT BUTTER. SHE GIVES SO MUCH UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND ADORATION. WORKS FOR ME.

SHE HAD THE LAST OF HER PUPPY SHOTS YESTERDAY. I TOLD TIM WHEN YOU HURT A WOMAN YOU NEED TO GIVE THEM JEWELRY. SO SHE GOT HER MEDAL THAT SAYS SHE HAS HAD HER RABIES SHOT. WORKS FOR HER!
ENUF SAID, JO

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GRANVILLE GAZETTE

THE GRANVILLE GAZETTE IS PUBLISHED ON THE 1 ST OF EACH MONTH. IT IS WRITTEN BY JO KROUT. EACH MONTH APPROX. 160 COPIES ARE PRINTED AND DISTRIBUTED. IT CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON THE GRANVILLE WEB SITE. ALL ADS ARE RUN FREE OF CHARGE. ANYONE WHO WISHES TO RUN AN AD OR HAS IDEAS FOR STORIES PLEASE CALL JO AT 728-6823 AND LEAVE A MESSAGE. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY SENT TO YOU EACH MONTH IT COSTS $5.04 A YEAR. PLEASE SUBMIT 12 SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED BUSINESS SIZE ENVELOPES TO NANCY OR JO. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!


GOT SNOW!!!!
CALL MICHELLE AT 768-2568,
263-5467 OR 626-1090

WILL DO SNOW REMOVAL IN GRANVILLE, UPHAM, GLENBURN, MINOT, TOWNER, AND SURROUNDING AREA.


GARAGE DOOR INSTALLATION

FOR YOUR ENTIRE GARAGE DOOR NEEDS CALL BRANDON WITTMAYER AT 833-9955 OR JASON VOLLMER AT 720-7269

WE ALSO DO WALK IN DOORS AND WINDOWS!


NODAK MUTUAL INSURANCE

MONDAY – FRIDAY*8AM TO 4PM

Life - Health - Autos - Home - Commercial - Farm Owners and Crop Insurance
Tina M. Lenton & Michelle Shipp

PO Box 54 - 118 Main St S
Granville  ND 58741 - 0054
Office 701-728-6977
Fax 701-728-6689 * Cell 701-833-1137
tlenton@nodakmutual.com


CUSTOM CAKES BY LAURANELL!

Custom Cakes by Lauranell - call 833-9049

Click on the business card to see our web site!

DELICIOUS SCRATCH CAKES AND DESSERTS FOR ALL OF LIFES BEAUTIFUL OCCASIONS!

CALL TO ORDER OR SCHEDULE A WEDDING CAKE CONSULTATION AND TASTING!

WEDDING CAKES STARTING AT $1.75 PER SLICE.

LAURANELL HEFRON, GRANVILLE, ND

701-833-9049

Check out our website!

www.CustomCakesByLauranell.com

COZY COTTAGE
ANTIQUES AND GIFTS
Tuesday-Friday 10:00 AM-6:00 PM
Saturday 10:00 AM-2:00 PM
Sunday & Monday appointments accepted
(Call 728-6980 or 833-1403)
HAPPY NEW YEAR AND THANKS FOR MAKING THE CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE SUCH A SUCCESS DOOR PRIZES WERE WON BY:

1 ST– NANCY SMETTE
2 ND - JERRY ANDERSON
3 RD – TONYA HUNSKER

Myron & Linda Smette
104 Grant Ave


NEARBONNE HEALTH AND BEAUTY PRODUCTS

JANUARY A BIG MONTH OF ARBONNE SAVINGS PURCHASE UP TO $99.99 OF PRODUCT AND GET 35% OFF PURCHASE $100 OR MORE AND GET 50% OFF TO RECEIVE A CATALOG OR TO PLACE AN ORDER CALL ANGIE AT 701-833-4727 OR EMAIL HER AT swittmayer@srt.com


BRANDING IRON SALOON

MON – SAT – 12 NOON TO 2AM

SUN 1PM TO 2AM

JANUARY 16 TH

PRIME RIB SUPPER @ 7PM

KAROKE AT 9AM

BLACK JACK ON THE 2 ND, 10 TH, 16TH, 24 TH,

& 30 TH

TRY OUR HOMEMADE PIZZAS

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CYNDI'S T & T
OPEN FRIDAY*SATURDAY*SUNDAY
GRILL ON FROM 5PM TO 10PM
768-2811 OR 768-2662

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S & E MEATS & SPECIALTIES

701-728-6971

RETAIL MEAT CUTS FOR SALE:

BEEF, PORK, BUFFALO, & ELK

PORK SAUSAGE, BEEF STICKS,

BEEF SUMMER SAUSAGE

BUFFALO PIZZA'S * WATKINS PRODUCTS

GRANITE SPRING WATER

CUSTOM MEAT PROCESSING 

MON & TUES – CLOSED
WED - 9AM TO 5PM SAT. – 9AM TO 1PM

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WESTERN STATE BANK

GRANVILLE STATION * 728-6827

MON THRU FRI 9AM TO 1PM

SAT 9AM TO 12NOON

MEMORIAL DINER

COME ON IN FOR ONE OF THE BEST HOME COOKED MEAL IN THE COUNTRY. IN NEED OF A CATERED MEAL, TALK TO DONNA OR CALL 728-9511

OPEN MON THRU FRID 7AM TO 6PM

SAT. 8AM TO 2PM

STOP IN AND CHECK OUT THE DAILY SPECIALS!


FROUNFELTER TRUCKING

HAULING ANYTHING YOU NEED TO HAUL!

CALL TODAY FOR ESTIMATES!

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DK SERVICE

OUR 1-STOP SERVICE STATION

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OPEN 7AM TO 6PM MON – FRIDAY

OPEN 8 AM TO 2PM ON SATURDAY

ALL KINDS OF AUTO REPAIRS, OIL CHANGE, TIRE SERVICE, ANYTHING YOU WILL NEED

TO KEEP YOUR VEHICLE ON THE ROAD!


NEED AVON? CALL WINONA EVENS AT 728-6623


HOFFERT'S AUTO BODY

FINEST GLASS REPLACEMENT

WORK IN THE COUNTY!

VERN HOFFERT, OWNER

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BUFFALO CREEK HORN MOUNTS
*BUFFALO SKULLS* DEER HOOF GUN RACKS,* *SHED ANTLER COAT RACKS*. CHECK OUT OUR WEB SITE AT www.granvillend.com AND GO TO THE BUSINESS LINK. CALL JOHN AT 833-1603 OR JEFF AT 833-7338

JOHN AND JEFF SMETTE
107 SHERMAN AVE NE
GRANVILLE, ND 728-6581

A BAR C WESTERN SHOP

WE CARRY WESTERN CLOTHING BY CRUEL GIRL, CINCH OR WRANGLER, ROCKY MOUNTAIN, COWGIRL UP AND COWBOOY UP! WE ALSO CARRY MONTANA SILVERSMITHS ITEMS, ANNIE OAKLEY FRAGRANCES (INDIAN MUSK), ROMANE FRAGRANCES (VAQUERO, COWGIRL CHIC, 2 CRUEL, CRUEL GIRL TO NAME A FEW.

OPEN BY APPOINTMENT ONLY

WE DON'T CARRY ALL THE SIZES BUT CAN MOST CERTAINLY ORDER ALMOST ANYTHING YOU WILL NEED!
CALL ANGIE AT 833-4727


THEY WALK AMONG US
Be Careful Out There:

IDIOT SIGHTING:
We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,
you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He
said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Sears repair since.
 
IDIOT SIGHTING:
 My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way
you can just give me a dollar bill back.'  She sighed and went to get the
manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me
back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind
of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in
change..
Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.

IDIOT SIGHTING:
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason:
'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
here!   I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore'

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