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GRANVILLE GAZETTE
March 2009 # 77
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GRANVILLE AREA ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION

ANNUAL SPRING MEETING

MARCH 16 TH

(NOTE DATE CHANGE)

SOUP & SANDWICH SUPPER

6:30PM PRECEDING THE MEETING. NEW OFFICERS AND IDEAS ARE NEEDED. DOOR PRIZES!

EVERYONE WELCOME

MARK YOUR CALENDARS!

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READY FOR SPRING?

THINKING ABOUT STARTING OR EXPANDING YOUR GARDEN? JOIN US FOR A GRANVILLE FARMERS MARKET MEETING

MONDAY, MARCH 9 TH AT 7PM

EVERYONE IS WELCOME

BRING YOUR IDEAS FOR THIS SUMMERS MARKET. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL MARIE AT 626-2551.

MARIA EFFERTZ HANSON

BLACK BUTTE COMMUNICATIONS AND CONSULTING

bbcommunications@srt.com

 

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EXERCISE*EXERCISE*

THE NEW EXERCISE ROOM WILL BE OPEN FOR YOUR VEIWING AT THE EDC ANNUAL MEETING!!!!!

IT'S COMING TOGETHER!! THE PLAN IS TO SELL MEMBERSHIPS FOR A SMALL FEE. JUST TO PAY FOR THE UPKEEP OF THE ROOM. MEMBERS WILL BE ABLE TO EXERCISE AT SET TIMES. IF ANYONE HAS ANY EQUIPMENT THEY WOULD BE WILLING TO LET US USE, WE WILL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO RETURN IT. IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL JONI ANDERSON AT 728-692

OPEN HOUSE

SPREADING SEEDS OF ADVOCACY

NORTH DAKOTA FARM BUREAU WEEK

MARCH 8 – 14, 2009

McHENRY COUNTY FARM BUREAU AND NODAK MUTUAL WILL BE HOLDING AN OPEN HOUSE DURING FARM BUREAU WEEK AT THE OFFICE AT

118 MAIN ST S , IN GRANVILLE.

ALL CURRENT FARM BUREAU MEMBERS AND THOSE WHO SIGN UP BETWEEN MARCH 9 – 13 ARE ELLIGIBLE FOR THE DRAWING FOR A 32"HD FLAT SCREEN TELEVISION.

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SMALL BUSINESS MARKETING SEMINAR

The City of Granville, McHenry County JDA and the Small Business Development Center will be hosting a small business marketing seminar on April 2 at the McGillicuddy Community Center in Granville, ND.

One of the topic presenters will be Marnie Piehl of Odney Advertising. Marnie Piehl applies her love of communications and writing skills as the public relations director for Odney Advertising and lives with her husband, three sons, two horses and one large dog in Menoken, ND. Marnie's session will include a presentation that talks about marketing on a shoestring, focusing on your messages and the power of public relations.

She came very, very close to writing her thesis in graduate school about Granville's time as McGillicuddy City, and is looking forward to returning to McHenry County!

The event is free to the public and small business owners. Call Maria Effertz Hanson at 701-626-2551 or email info@mchenrycountynd.com to register or for more information.

Maria Effertz Hanson

McHenry County JDA
701-626-2551

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*BITS 'N PIECES*

*CITY COUNCIL – MARCH 2 ND - 7PM

*LEGION – MARCH 3 RD - AT 8PM

MASONS – MARCH 4 TH

*FOOD PANTRY – MARCH 11 TH

MYLO JONES MEMORIAL POOL TOURNAMENT - MARCH 13 TH AND 14 TH

PLEASE DON'T BE LATE FOR YOUR SPOT!

PLEASE CALL ONE OF THE BARS!

*GRANVILLE FIREMANS - MARCH 16 TH AT 8PM - EVERYONE WELCOME

MASONS – MARCH 18 TH

*WATCH FOR DATES FOR A GRANT WRITING WORKSHOP TO BE HELD AT THE COMMUNITY CENTER IN APRIL.

 

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Orth, Erlandson 60th

Anniversary Celebration
On December 22nd 1948, Mary Elaine Orth (Daughter of Ida Brabandt and Orland Orth) and Loren Bernard Erlandson (Son of Louise Pauline Austad and Bernhard Erlandson) were married in Granville, North Dakota.  The couple were married in the First Lutheran Church in Granville by Reverend Nesheim.  Family and friends attended the ceremony with Kathryn Loftesnes and Irene Vogel as ushers, Janell Brabandt as flower girl, with Ardath (Erlandson) and William Esty Kramer standing with the couple.  The two honeymooned for a night staying at the Leland Parker hotel in Minot.
 
On December 21st 2008 in El Dorado Hills California, Mary Elaine and Loren celebrated their 60th anniversary.  The weather at the anniversary was quite warmer then on their wedding day, which was approximately 30 below zero low.  Mary and Loren celebrated with their four daughters and spouses, eight grandchildren and spouses, and six great granddaughters.  The two love to ballroom dance and shared a special dance with Ernest Tubbs "Blue Eyed Elaine", which they also have as part of their daily routine.

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*SENIOR CORNER*

GRANVILLE SENIOR CITIZENS

BIBLE STUDY MARCH 2 ND @ 1PM

EVERYONE WELCOME

BUSINESS MEETING – MARCH 9 TH

SOCIAL MEETING – MARCH 23 RD


BIRTHDAY CLUB – MARCH 17 TH

*THIS 'N THAT*

MITCHELL SMETTE PLACED 3 RD PLACE IN THE STATE AMERICAN ORATORICAL CONTEST HELD IN JAMESTOWN ON FEB. 7 TH.

WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU MITCH!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He stayed up all night trying to decide if there really was a dog!

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*HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU*

ARLAND KRAMER – 2 ND

FAITH OLSON – 4 TH

JOHN SWALLERS – 5 TH

GAVIN NELSON – 6 TH

JOE PETERSON – 7 TH

*HAPPY 75 TH JOE*

STUART MORRISON – 14 TH

RUTH HARTLEY – 15 TH

KARLEE GODEJOHN – 17 TH

JOHN OFSTHUN – 19 TH

CHANTAL OLSON – 20 TH

LARRY LUNDY – 21 ST

LESLIE HELM – 21 ST

ALYCIA JUAREZ – 21 ST

TIM KROUT – 22 ND

RANDY PFIEFER – 24 TH

LIZ JOHNSON – 24 TH

CLAY BACHMEIER – 30 TH

MYRTLE BACHMEIER – 31 ST

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ANNIVERSARIES

LIZ AND LARRY JOHNSON – 24 TH

 

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SCHOOL NEWS

MARCH 5, 6, & 7 - VALLEY CITY WINTER SHOW

MARCH 6 TH – NO SCHOOL

MARCH 10 TH – TGU SCHOOL BOARD MEETING

MARCH 13 TH – SPRING SCHOOL INDIVIDUAL AND CLASS PICTURES WILL BE HELD. PRE-SCHOOL CAN HAVE THEIR PICTURES TAKEN STARTING AT 8AM

MARCH 16 TH MUSIC PARENTS MEETING AT 7PM

ALL PARENTS GRADES K -12 WHO HAVE A CHILD IN MUSIC ARE ENCOURAGED TO ATTEND

MARCH 17 TH – FFA BANQUET

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MARCH 18 TH – LARGE GROUP MUSIC COMPETITION IN MINOT

MARCH 23 RD – FAMILY FUN NIGHT IN TOWNER AT TGU STARTING AT 7PM

GAMES – FOOD – PRIZES – DANCING

CONTACT MRS. HUNSKER AT THE SCHOOL FOR MORE INFO

MARCH 31 ST – JR. HIGH CELEBRATION OF MUSIC AT 7PM

APRIL 7 TH – STUDENT COUNCIL BLOOD DRIVE FROM 2PM TO 7PM

APRIL 8 TH – HIGH SCHOOL HEALTH FAIR

APRIL 9 TH – ELEMENTARY HEALTH FAIR

APRIL 14 TH TGU SCHOOL BOARD MEETING AT TOWNER

APRIL 18 TH – TGU PROM 2009

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*THANK YOU*

THE RALPH LARSEN FAMILY WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANK YOU TO THE MASONS, THE LEGION AND ALL WHO ATTENDED THE BENEFITS FOR RALPH. HE IS DOING GOOD.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP IN PAYING FOR ALL THE EXTRA EXPENSES

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THANK YOU SO MUCH TO CORA MAE SHIPMAN FOR THE DONATION TO THE GAZETTE.

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Cards of Thanks

We want to express our deepest thanks to so many for so much, but don’t know were to start. If we did start we would probably forget someone or something. Even then our words would be hallow and weak compared to what we really feel. We have lost a loved husband, father, and grandfather and you have shared our loss. A sincere thank you to all.

The Russell Boutilier Family

 

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We wish to take this time of expressing our sincere thanks to those who helped us celebrate our 70 th wedding anniversary sending cars, telephone calls, gifts and having cake and coffee with us, and visiting Russ in the hospital. It was all greatly appreciated a thanks to all.

The Russell Boutilier Family

 

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WEDDINGS
TAD ESPESETH AND MISSIE WALD WERE MARRIED ON FEB 25 TH ON THE VIRGIN ISLANDS. APPROX. 50 FRIENDS AND RELATIVES JOINED THEM.

 

 

*CHURCH NEWS*

HOPE CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM

PASTOR FRANK PICARD

WOMENS SOCIETY – MARCH 8 TH AFTER THE CHURCH SERVICE

CHURCH BUSINESS MEETING MARCH 8 TH

FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM

PASTOR MARY MISKA 728-6463

LADIES AID – FEB 12 TH AT 2PM

NORWICH LUTHERAN CHURCH

SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 11AM

PASTOR MARY MISKA

LADIES AID – FEB. 5 TH AT 2PM

LENTON SERVICES WILL BE HELD AT 7:15PM WITH SOUP BEING SERVED AT 6PM

MARCH 4 TH AT NORWICH

MARCH 11 TH AT GRANVILLE

MARCH 18 TH AT NORWICH

MARCH 25 TH AT GRANVILLE

APRIL 1 ST AT NORWICH

EVERYONE WELCOME!

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OUR SYMPATHIES. . .

OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE FAMILY OF DUANE SMITH OF RURAL MINOT. HE WAS A BROTHER OF OMAR SMITH. HE PASSED AWAY ON FEB. 5 TH.
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OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE HABERLOCK FAMILY FOR THE LOSS OF THEIR MOTHER, TILLIE HABERLOCK ON JAN. 28 TH. TILLIE RESIDED IN MINOT BUT WAS A LONG TIME MEMBER OF THE NORWICH AREA.
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OUR SYMPAHIES TO THE FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF LOWELL WIDMEYER. LOWELL PASSED AWAY AT HIS HOME ON JAN. 30 TH.
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OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE FAMILY OF BETTY REESE WHO PASSED AWAY IN PHOENIX, ARIZONA ON JAN. 23 RD. BETTY WAS THE DAUGHTER OF AGNES SCHELL OF GRANVILLE. BURIAL WILL BE HELD IN THE SPRING IN UPHAM.
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*NEW ARRIVALS*
A BABY GIRL WAS BORN TO CHRIS AND JUNE WOODALL ON FEB. 6 TH. ASHLEY WILL HAVE TO SHARE HER TOYS WITH HER NEW SISTER, ALYSSA ROSE. GRANDPARENTS ARE DOUG AND DARNELL WOODALL AND GREAT GRANDMAS ARE MARIE WOODALL AND EILEEN BRUMMOND!!

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RUSSELL AND LAURA LUNDE ARE THE PROUD PARENTS OF A BABY BOY; BROCK JAMES OLIVER LUNDE WAS BORN FEB 4 TH. HE JOINS BROTHER, BLAKE, AND SISTER, AUBREE. BROCK'S PROUD GRANDPARENTS ARE RODNEY LUNDE AND COLLEEN AND JUNIOR HOLEN ALL OF UPHAM. *****************
MADISON GRACE WAS BORN ON FEB 21 ST. HER PARENTS ARE SUTTON AND MARSHA BEST TO DENBIGH. HER GRANDPARENTS ARE MARCY AND RONNIE BEST OF DENBIGH AND DAVID AND JOANNE O'NEILL OF KENMARE
GREAT GRANDPARENTS ARE ELSIE AND GERALD BEST OF DENBIGH
CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!!!

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*ATTA BOY * AWARDS*
OUR "ATTA BOY" AWARDS FOR MARCH, 2009 GO TO JERRY BURKHARDSMEIER AND DONNIE DUCHSCHERER. JERRY MADE THE BEAUTIFUL CLOCK THAT IS HANGING IN THE DINER AND DONNIE HELPED HIM HANG IT. DONNA WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO THESE TWO MEN. THESE TWO FINE PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAMBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES FROM DONNA AT THE MEMORIAL DINER.
THANK YOU JERRY,
THANK YOU DONNIE,
THANK YOU, DONNA!
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JUST A THOUGHT. . . .
ROOSTER, CLEM, POOBY, I DIDN’T KNOW HIS NAME WAS LOWELL UNTIL A FEW YEARS AGO. I ALWAYS CALLED HIM POOBY. I GES CAUSE THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE CALLED HIM AT THAT AT THE TIME. WE LOST POOBY ON JAN, 30 TH 2009. WE LOST A FRIEND, A MEMBER OF YOUR COMMUNITY AND A VERY INTELLEGENT MAN. I NEVER KNEW POOBY ON A VERY PERSONAL ASPECT BUT I DID SERVE HIM A LOT OF DRINKS WHEN I WORKED AT THE BRANDING IRON AND ALBERTS. I REMEMBER WHEN HE WOULD COME IN WHEN I OPENED THE BAR. I LOVED VISITING WITH HIM. HE WAS ONE OF THE MOST INTELLEGENT MEN I HAVE EVER KNOWN. HE COULD TELL YOU THE NAME OF ANY SONG IN THE HISTORY OF MUSIC. HE COULD NAME ALL THE BONES
IN THE HUMAN BODY. I NEVER HEARD THE

TRUE REASON HE STARTED TO DRINK, I HEARD HE WAS JILTED BY A WOMAN WHEN HE WAS YOUNG. I ALSO HEARD HE HAD A CHANCE TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL BALL. POOBY WAS A HARD WORKER, AND WHEN WAS WORKING HE DIDN'T DRINK. I ALWAYS TOOK HIM A BAG OF CHRISTMAS GOODIES AT CHRISTMAS TIME. HE ALWAYS THANKED ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN ALL THRU THE YEAR. HE KNEW EVERYONE. HE NEVER FORGOT A FACE. HE WOULD ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN, WHERE AND WHAT THE CIRCUMTANCES WHEN HE MET YOU. MAYBE HE DID DRINK ALITTLE AND MAYBE HE HAD A REPUTATION OF BEING THE TOWN CLOWN BUT HE NEVER ASKED FOR ANYTHING, HE APPRECIATED EVERYTHING HE HAD AND HE WILL BE MISSED BY HIS FAMILY AND FRIENDS. MAYBE WE ALL COULD LEARN FROM THAT. ENUF SAID, JO


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GRANVILLE GAZETTE

THE GRANVILLE GAZETTE IS PUBLISHED ON THE 1 ST OF EACH MONTH. IT IS WRITTEN BY JO KROUT. EACH MONTH APPROX. 160 COPIES ARE PRINTED AND DISTRIBUTED. IT CAN ALSO BE FOUND ON THE GRANVILLE WEB SITE. ALL ADS ARE RUN FREE OF CHARGE. ANYONE WHO WISHES TO RUN AN ADD OR HAS IDEAS FOR STORIES PLEASE CALL JO AT 728-6823 AND LEAVE A MESSAGE OR EMAIL ME AT jkrout@srt.com. IF YOU WOULD LIKE A COPY SENT TO YOU EACH MONTH IT COSTS $5.04 A YEAR OR 12 SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED BUSINESS SIZE ENVELOPES TO NANCY OR JO. THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT!

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GOT SNOW!!!!

CALL MICHELLE AT 768-2568,

263-5467 OR 626-1090

WILL DO SNOW REMOVAL IN GRANVILLE, UPHAM, GLENBURN, MINOT, TOWNER, AND THE SURROUNDING AREAS.

 

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GARAGE DEFENDOORS

FOR YOUR ENTIRE GARAGE DOOR NEEDS CALL BRANDON WITTMAYER AT 833-9955 OR JASON VOLLMER AT 720-7269

WE ALSO DO WALK IN DOORS AND WINDOWS!

 

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NODAK MUTUAL INSURANCE

MONDAY – FRIDAY*8AM TO 4PM

Life - Health - Autos - Home - Commercial - Farm Owners and Crop Insurance
Tina M. Lenton & Michelle Shipp

PO Box 54 - 118 Main St S
Granville  ND 58741 - 0054
Office 701-728-6977
Fax 701-728-6689 * Cell 701-833-1137
tlenton@nodakmutual.com

 

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CUSTOM CAKES BY LAURANELL

DELICIOUS SCRATCH CAKES AND DESSERTS CALL TO ORDER OR SCHEDULE A WEDDING CAKE CONSULTATION AND TASTING!

LAURANELL HEFRON, GRANVILLE, ND

701-833-9049

CHECK OUT WEBSITE!

www.CustomCakesByLauranell.com

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COZY COTTAGE

ANTIQUES AND GIFTS

MARCH MADDNESS

U-PICK SALE

WLL ACCEPT ANY REASONABLE OFFER!

Yes we are open----thanks for being so understanding through our health issues

Come on in and CHECK OUT OUR NEW LOOK

Tuesday-Friday 10:00 AM-5:00 PM

Sunday & Monday by appointment only

(Call 728-6980 or 833-1403)

Myron & Linda Smette
104 Grant Ave NE

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BRANDING IRON SALOON

MON – SAT – 12 NOON TO 2AM

SUN 1PM TO 2AM

BLACKJACK: 7 TH, 13 TH, 14 TH, 21ST AND 27 TH

DANCE TO FUZZ & GUNS ON THE 14 TH

COME AND SHOW YOUR TALENT AT KAROKE ON MARCH 27 TH

TRY OUR HOMEMADE PIZZAS

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S & E MEATS & SPECIALTIES

701-728-6971

RETAIL MEAT CUTS FOR SALE:

BEEF, PORK, BUFFALO, & ELK

PORK SAUSAGE, BEEF STICKS,

BEEF SUMMER SAUSAGE

BUFFALO PIZZA'S * WATKINS PRODUCTS

GRANITE SPRING WATER

CUSTOM MEAT PROCESSING 

MON & TUES – CLOSED

WED - 9AM TO 5PM SAT. – 9AM TO 1PM


WESTERN STATE BANK

GRANVILLE STATION * 728-6827

MON THRU FRI 9AM TO 1PM

SAT 9AM TO 12NOON

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MEMORIAL DINER

COME ON IN FOR ONE OF THE BEST HOME COOKED MEAL IN THE COUNTRY. IN NEED OF A CATERED MEAL, TALK TO DONNA OR CALL 728-9511

OPEN MON THRU FRI - 7AM TO 6PM

SAT. 8AM TO 2PM

STOP IN AND CHECK OUT THE DAILY SPECIALS!

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FROUNFELTER TRUCKING

HAULING ANYTHING YOU NEED TO HAUL!

CALL TODAY FOR ESTIMATES!

728-6865

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DK SERVICE

OUR 1-STOP SERVICE STATION

728-6816

OPEN 7AM TO 6PM MON – FRIDAY

OPEN 8 AM TO 2PM ON SATURDAY

ALL KINDS OF AUTO REPAIRS, OIL CHANGE, TIRE SERVICE, ANYTHING YOU WILL NEED

TO KEEP YOUR VEHICLE ON THE ROAD!

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HOFFERT'S AUTO BODY

FINEST GLASS REPLACEMENT

WORK IN THE COUNTY!

VERN HOFFERT, OWNER

728-6588

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BUFFALO CREEK HORN MOUNTS

*BUFFALO SKULLS* DEER HOOF GUN RACKS,* *SHED ANTLER COAT RACKS*.

CHECK OUT OUR WEB SITE AT www.granvillend.com

AND GO TO THE BUSINESS LINK.

CALL JOHN AT 833-1603 OR

JEFF AT 833-7338

107 SHERMAN AVE NE

GRANVILLE, ND 728-6581

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A BAR C WESTERN SHOP

A Bar C Western Shop

I carry Western Clothing by Cinch, Wrangler, Cruel Girl, Rocky Mountain, Cowboy Up & Cowgirl Up. Plus Jewelry, Fragrances & Arbonne Products.

Open by Appointment only. Check out my NEW web site; www.ABarCWesternShop.com

Or give me a call at 833-4727.

THANKS, ANGIE

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WHITE BUFFALO

STOP IN AND HAVE A BEER WITH BOB

OUR NEW BARTENDER!

FAMILY DINING 6PM TO 10PM

COME ON IN AND ENJOY OUR FULL MENU!

EVERYTHING FROM APPETIZERS TO RIBEYE

OPEN MONDAY THRU SAT 2PM TO 2AM

OPEN OCCASIONAL SUNDAYS

BLACKJACK ON MARCH 6 TH, 13 TH, 14TH, 20TH, AND 28 TH

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NEED AVON?

CALL WINONA EVENS AT 728-6623

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As the trucker stops
for a red light, a blonde catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather,
and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores
her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, and knocks on the truck door.
The trucker rolls down the
window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up his truck and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he jumps out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says... "Hi, my name is Mark, Its winter in NORTH DAKOTA and I'm

DRIVING THE SANDER TRUCK!"

COLD WEATHER BEHAVIOR  

60 ABOVE ZERO:

FLORIDIANS TURN ON THE THEIR HEATERS.

NORTH DAKOTANS PLANT THEIR GARDENS

50 ABOVE ZERO:

CALIFORNIANS SHIVER UNCONTROLLABLY. PEOPLE ARE SUNBATHING IN JAMESTOWN.

40 ABOVE ZERO:

IMPORT CARS WON'T START.NORTH DAKOTANS DRIVE WITH THEIR SUNROOF OPEN.

32 ABOVE ZERO:

DISTILLED WATER FREEZES.

THE WATER IN FARGO GETS THICKER.

20 ABOVE ZERO:

NEW MEXICANS DON LONG JOHNS, PARKAS, WOOL HATS AND MITTENS.

NORTH DAKOTIANS THROW ON A FLANNEL SHIRT.

15 ABOVE ZERO:

NEW YORK LANDLORDS FINALLY TURN ON THE HEAT. PEOPLE IN NORTH DAKOTA HAVE ONE LAST COOKOUT BEFORE IT GETS COLD.

ZERO:

PEOPLE IN MIAMI ALL DIE. NORTH DAKOTANS CLOSE THE WINDOWS.

10 BELOW ZERO:

CALIFORNIANS ALL FLY AWAY TO MEXICO.

NORTH DAKOTANS DIG OUT THEIR WINTER COATS.

25 BELOW ZERO:

HOLLYWOOD DISINTIGRATES.

GIRL SCOUTS IN NORTH DAKOTA ARE DELIVERING COOKIES.

40 BELOW ZERO:

WASHINGTON DC FINALLY RUNS OUT OF HOT AIR.

PEOPLE OF NORTH DAKOTA LET THEIR DOGS SLEEP INSIDE.

100 BELOW ZERO:

SANTA CLAUSE ABANDONS THE NORTH POLE.

NORTH DAKOTANS GET UPSET CAUSE THEIR MINI-VANS WON'T START.

460 BELOW ZERO:

ALL ATOMIC MOTION STOPS (ABSOLUTE ZERO ON THE KELVIN SCALE)

NORTH DAKOTANS CAN BE HEARD SAYING, "COLD NUFF FOR YA?"

500 BELOW ZERO:

HELL FREEZES OVER.

NORTH DAKOTA SCHOOLS ANNOUNCE THEY WILL OPEN TWO HOURS LATE.

I GES THAT SHOWS WHO IS THE TOUGHEST!

 

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