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GRANVILLE GAZETTE
October 2009 # 84
www.granvillend.com

Pumpkin With Halloween Smile
Happy Halloween!

On October 1st, Pronghorn Gun Season Opens, 2nd, Youth Pheasant & Regular Waterfowl Opens, 10th Pheasant & Turkey Seasons Open. October Dates include Hostfest , Columbus Day (traditional) Oct. 12, and Daylight Saving Time DOES NOT end in October, but on the First Sunday in November. Set your clocks back Saturday Night, October 31, after you celebrate Halloween!
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Flu Clinic at the
Granville Senior Center
Friday, October 9th:
9:00-1:00



Hope Congregational Church, Granville
Fall Dinner, Sunday, October 18th, 2009, 11:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m.
Church Basement
Roast Pork, Mashed Potatoes & Gravy, Glazed Carrots,
Coleslaw, Homemade Buns,

Applesauce, Pickles,
Apple or Pumpkin Pie
Adults:  $8.00
Children:  6 - 11 yrs   $3.00
Preschool:  Free
Bake and Craft Sale / Rada Cutlery
Everyone is welcome!


“Scentsy”
The hottest new thing in candles
Candle warmers, room sprays, car
fresheners in 80 + scents.
Come help me lauch my new
business opportunity at my home
Sunday October 4, 2009 from
2-5 p.m.  Door prizes, snacks, and
refreshments.  Great gift ideas.
If you wish to place an order, host
a show, or just learn more, contact
me anytime!
Address:  Anita Trana
306 2nd St SW
Granville, ND 58741
Phone:  626-2297 (cell)
Email:  anitatrana@yahoo.com
Website:  www.scentsy.com/46041

horse and buggy

FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH
LUTEFISK AND MEATBALL SUPPER 

GRANVILLE COMMUNITY CENTER  OCTOBER 4TH - 3PM TO 7PM   ADULTS – 12.50 12 YEARS OF AGE AND UNDER $6 MATCHING FUNDS HAVE BEEN APPLIED FOR THROUGH TRIVENT.


"FLU UPDATE"

We now know the difference between Bird Flu and Swine Flu. For bird flu you need tweetment and for swine flu you need oinkment


Wedding BellWEDDINGS*WEDDINGS
CANDIS MEDLER AND HAL GOODMAN WILL BE MARRIED AT THE FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH IN GRANVILLE ON OCT 17TH    CANDIS IS THE DAUGHTER OF CALVIN AND LANA MEDLER.  HAL IS THE SON OF MILTON GOODMAN OF UPHAM AND THE LATE MELISSA GOODMAN

BEV LASHMAN AND RYAN BEETER WILL BE MARRIED ON OCT. 10 AT THE FORST LUTHERAN CHURCH IN GRANVILLE.

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL!  Wedding Bell


*BITS 'N PIECES*

*CITY COUNCIL – OCT 5TH – 7PM

*LEGION – OCT 6TH – AT 8PM

*MASONS – OCT 7TH & OCT 24TH

*COMMUNITY BETTERMENT – OCT 19ST    8:15AM AT THE DINER

*EDC MEETING – OCT 19TH AT 7PM

*FIREMANS – OCT 20TH AT 8PM

*EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO ANY OF THESE MEETINGS.  OUR TOWN CAN USE AL THE SUPPORT IT CAN GET!*


Teddy Bears

 

A GROUP OF TEDDY BEARS
IS CALLED A HUG!

 

 

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PAPER DRIVE
WE ARE CHALLENGING ALL BUSINESSES WHO ARE ADVERTISED IN THE GAZETTE TO DONATE 2 REAMS OF COLORED PAPER OR THE EQUIVALENT IN CASH FOR INK AND ECT.


THANK YOU TO DARIN AND RHONDA AT DK SERVICE FOR THE TWO REAMS OF PAPER. THANK YOU TO MYRON AND LINDA SMETTE AT THE COZY COTTAGE FOR THE DONATION OF MONEY FOR SUPPLIES.   ALSO PHEIFER CONSTRUCTION AND THE GARAGE DEFENDORS FOR ANSWERING OUR CHALLENGE.                                    
ALSO THANK YOU TO TGU GRANVILLE FOR THE TWO REAMS OF PAPER.


       *CHURCH NEWS*
HOPE CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM
PASTOR FRANK PICARD
WOMENS SOCIETY – OCT 4RD AFTER THE CHURCH SERVICE


FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 11AM          SUNDAY SCHOOL AT 10AM
CONFIRMATION CLASSES –
EVERY WEDNESDAY 3:30PM TO 5PM
LUTHER LEAGUE MEETS OCT 7TH AT 7PM
& OCT 18TH AT 7PM
ADVISORS ARE DARWIN JESZ, SHERYL BACHMEIER AND NANCY SMETTE
       PASTOR MARY MISKA 728-6463
LADIES AID – OCT 1ST AT 2PM


NORWICH LUTHERAN CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM
PASTOR MARY MISKA
LADIES AID – OCT 8RD AT 2PM

*SENIOR CORNER*

GRANVILLE SENIOR CITIZENS BIBLE STUDY WILL START ON OCT 5TH AT 1PM AND WILL BE HELD THE FIRST MONDAY OF EVERY MONTH

BUSINESS MEETING – OCT 12TH

SOCIAL MEETING -    OCT 26TH

EVERYONE WELCOME. FOR ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE SENIOR CITIZENS OR TO SCHEDULE THE USE OF THE SENIOR CENTER PLEASE CALL DARLENE SWALLERS AT 728-6919

      *SCHOOL NEWS*

We are collecting Box Tops for Education, Campbells Soup Labels, Pop Tops and Ink Cartriges.  Please send any that you have to the school office.
The TGU Granville Boosters are also accepting donations to help complete our outdoor basketball court.  We hope to start construction in October.
Any amount that you can donate to the project is GREATLY APPRECIATED!! 


*Monday, October 19th: Honor Society Blood           Drive from 2:00-7:00.

*No School Thursday and Friday, October 22nd and 23rd, Teachers Instructional Conference.

*2008-2009 Yearbooks are here.  Get yours today.  They are $23 this year.

*Tuesday, October 6th:  TGU School Board Meeting, 7:00


TGU FOOTBALL:
OCT 2ND – WELLS COUNTY  (A) 7PM
OCT 9TH – TRI-COUNTY (H) 7PM
TGU VOLLYBALL:
OCT 1ST – BOTTINEAU (H) ABC 5PM
OCT 3RD – SHERIDAN CO (H) ABC 2:30PM
OCT 5TH – SURREY (A) ABC 5PM
OCT 8TH – SAWYER (A) AB 5:45PM
OCT 12TH – ROLLETTE/WOLFORD (H)
              ABC 5PM
OCT 15TH – ANAMOOSE/DRAKE (A)  A,B,JH
OCT 29TH, 30TH, NOV 2ND – DIST. TOURNEY
       IN BOTTINEAU   TIME TBA

*ATTA BOY * AWARDS*
OUR "ATTA BOY" AWARD FOR OCT, 2009 GOES TO PASTOR MARY MISKA AND PASTOR FRANK PICARD. THESE LEADERS OF OUR TWO CHURCHES HERE IN GRANVILLE DO MUCH TO SUPPORT OUR PEOPLE AND OUR FAITH.  THEY BOTH ARE SO SUPPORTIVE OF OUR LITTLE TOWN..THESE TWO FINE PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAMBURGER AND FF FROM DONNA AT THE MEMORIAL DINER.

THANK YOU, PASTOR MARY ! 

THANK YOU PASTOR FRANK ! 

THANK YOU DONNA! 


wedding bellsANNIVERSARIES
CASEY & RACHELE KREBSBACH – 6TH
MIKE & PAULINE MITZEL – 17TH

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*PUZZLE TIME*
WE HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU!
ANSWER ALL THESE QUESTIONS, TURN YOUR ANSWERS INTO THE BRANDING IRON AND YOU MIGHT WIN ONE IF THIR WORLD FAMOUS HOMEMADE PIZZAS.
. WE WILL GIVE YOU THE ANSWERS AND NAME THE WINNER NEXT MONTH.   MAYBE YOU WILL BE THE LUCKY ONE TO GET ONE OF THEIR DELICOUS PIZZAS.
THANK YOU TO PINKY AND KEVIN FOR WORKING WITH US ON THIS. 


1. WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL COLOR OF                    COCA-COLA?
2. WHICH STATE HAS THE HIGHEST PERCENTAGE OF PEOPLE WHO WALK TO WORK?
3. INTELLIGENT PEOPLE HAVE MORE   MINERALS IN THEIR HAIR. WHICH MINERALS?
4. WHAT WAS THE FIRST NOVEL EVER WRITTEN ON A TYPEWRITER?
5. EACH KING IN A DECK OF CARDS REPRESENTS A GREAT KING FROM HISTORY.
SPADES - KING DAVID
HEARTS - CHARLEMAGNE
CLUBS - ALEXANDER THE GREAT
WHAT IS THE KING OF DIAMONDS?
6. 111,111,111 X 111,111,111, = ?
7. HALF OF ALL AMERICANS LIVE WITHIN 50 MILES OF WHAT?
8. MOST BOAT OWNERS NAME THEIR BOATS.  WHAT IS THE MOST POPULAR NAME?
9. IF YOU WERE TO SPELL OUT NUMBERS, HOW FAR WOULD YOU HAVE TO GO UNTIL YOU FIND THE LETTER "A"?
10. WHAT DO BULLET PROOF VESTS, FIRE ESCAPES, WINDSHIELD WIPERS, AND LASER PRINTERS ALL HAVE IN COMMON?
11. WHAT IS THE ONLY FOOD THAT WILL NOT SPOIL?
12. ON WHICH DAY ARE THERE MORE COLLECT CALLS THAN ANY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR?
HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!


*THANK YOU*THANK YOU*
THANK YOU TO MIKE SITTER FOR THE CASH AND CLEONE ROLLMAN FOR THE PAPER.  WE APPREICIATE YOUR SUPPORT SO MUCH.  IF IT WERE NOT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO SUPPORT THE GAZETTE WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO KEEP GOING.  THANK YOU SO MUCH!

"THE RANCHERS DEFINATIONS"
SOMETIMES WE HAVE OUR OWN DEFINATIONS AND EXPLANATIONS TO EVERYDAY WORDS.  HERE ARE A FEW THAT PERTAIN TO RANCHING
ALIVE – A QUALITY THE RANCHER IS GLAD TO HAVE WHEN HIS BULL HAS A BAD DAY.
B.R.V – BASIC RANCH VEHICLE THIS IS THE OLD TRUCK THAT WAS LAST REGISTERED IN 1953.  IT HAS NO BACK WINDOW OR TAILGATE, A LARGE DENT IN THE RIGHT DOOR AND THE ORIGINAL MOTOR.
CLOSET – TO A RANCHER THIS IS A PLACE TO STORE HIS CLOTHES – NOT A PLACE TO COME OUT OF.
DECAFFEINATED – WHAT THE MOTHER COW IS, JUST AFTER GIVING BIRTH TO HER CALF.
ELEMENO – THE 12TH LETTER IN A COUNTRY KIDS ALPHABET "A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-ELEMENO-P"
FURNITURE TROUBLE – A CONDITION EXPERIENCED BY RANCHERS WHERE THEIR CHEST FALLS INTO THEIR DRAWERS.
GRUDGE – WHERE THEY PARK THEIR B.R.V..
HARD HEADED – A QUALITY THE RANCHER IS GLAD HE HAS WHEN THE HIRED HAND DROPS THE HAMMER OFF THE BARN ROOF.
INCONTENENT - WHAT HAPPENS TO A RANCHER WHEN HE HEARS THE BULL SNORT RIGHT BEHIND HIM.
JIMMIE – HOW THE FARMER GETS HIS PICKUP DOOR OPEN AFTER THE BULL GETS DONE WITH IT.
KNOTHEAD – THE NAME A RANCHER CALLS THE GUY WHO DESIGNED THE TRACTOR WHOSE BOLT IS WHERE NO WRENCH WILL POSSIBLY FIT.
LEVEL – YOU CAN TELL IF A RANCHERS HIRED HAND IS ON THE LEVEL WHEN THE SNOOSE RUNS OUT BOTH SIDES OF HIS MOUTH AT THE SAME TIME.

 

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"THE RANCHERS DEFINATIONS" continued

MOOD – THE VOCAL ATTITUDE OF A MILK COW.AFTER A RANCHER TRIES TO MILK HER WITH HIS COLD HANDS.
NEIGHBOR – FOR A RANCHER, SOMETIMES IT'S THE BEST THING THAT COULD COME ALONG.
OOPS – THE FIRST WORD A RANCHER HEARS FROM HIS KIDS AFTER TELLING THEM NOT TO LET THE COWS OUT OF THE CORRAL.
POST HOLE DIGGER – ONLY PROFESSION WHERE YOU START AT THE TOP AND WORK DOWN.
REPRODUCTION PHYSIOLOGY – MAKING SURE THE BULL GOT HIS OATS.
SHOCK THEREPY – MORNING CHORES AT 4:30AM
TIME – THE MOST EXPENSIVE COMMODITY ON THE FARM.
UMBRELLA – THE ONLY THING YOU DON'T HAVE IN THE B.R.V. WHEN YOU ARE OUT FENCING AND IT STARTS TO RAIN.
VINTAGE – ALL THE TRACTORS ON THE FARM
WEEDS – THE ONLY THING GROWING AFTER ALL THE OTHER PLANTS HAVE DIED.
XEROX – WHEN YOU ARE USING THE SAME TRACTOR YOU USED WHEN YOU WERE 12
YARDWORK – 800 ACRES
ZOOM - WHAT THE TRACTOR DID IN 1922



OUR SYMPATHIES. . .
BERNICE RAMSDELL FROM TACOMA WASHINGTON PASSED AWAY.  OUR SYMPATHIES TO HER SISTER, ANN McCABE FROM GRANVILLE



JOYCE McCABE, FORMER WIFE IF DENNIS McCABE  HAS ALSO LOST HER FIGHT WITH CANCER.  DENNIS IS THE SON OF ANN McCABE

OUR SYMPAHIES TO THE FAMILIES AND FRIENDS OF THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE.  
Lillies


HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
GAVIN KROUT- -4TH                             KIM HESKIN – 4TH                              JAMES LYSTAD – 5TH                           TAYLOR SEVELAND – 6TH                       ANN ANDERSON – 7TH                           CHRIS DAWSON – 7TH                            LANE KUNKEL – 9TH                                          HAYDEN SCHOTT – 9TH                       GORDON EVENSON – 9TH                                        JO KROUT – 11TH                                 JOANNE LARSEN – 11TH                        JASON DAWSON – 15TH                        JAMIE FREDRICKSON – 23RD                                  HUNTER SEVELAND – 25TH                      JEREMIAH TRANA – 27          ******************     
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          JUST A THOUGHT . . .
I'M IN TROUBLE AGAIN.  I'M ALWAYS IN TROUBLE WITH SOMEONE. I HAD THE WRONG DATE DOWN FOR HOLLY'S BIRTHDAY.  HOWEVER I DID HAVE PEANUTS RIGHT.
WE HAD CAKE AND BALLOONS AT WORK ON THE 14TH.  THE DRIVERS CAME IN AND ASKED WHO'S BIRTHDAY IT WAS, WHEN WE TOLD THEM THEY HAD A FIT THAT WE WERE HAVING A BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR A DOG. BUT THAT DIDN'T STOP THEM FROM EATING THE CAKE.  PEANUT GOT PRESENTS AND ONE BIRTHDAY CARD.  IT WAS FROM DOG, PURR AND TURD KRAMER.  THOSE ARE MY BROTHERS PETS, TWO CATS AND A DOG.  GES WHICH ONE IS THE DOG.  I LAUGHED UNTIL I HAD TEARS. IT WAS GREAT.
NOW TO GET TO SOME SERIOUS EDUCATIONAL SUBJECTS.  DO YOU KNOW WHAT VENERABLE MEANS?

RESPECTED BECAUSE OF AGE.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME I THINK I WILL BE VENERABLE TODAY, TOMORROW AND NEXT WEDNESDAY TOO.  NOT EVERYONE IS VENERABLE YOU KNOW.  YOU HAVE TO EARN IT.  SOME PEOPLE ARE SPURIOUS.  JUST IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  IT MEANS LACKING AUTHENTICITY.  BELIEVE ME I HAVE THE AUTHENTICITY TO BE VENERABLE.  HOW ABOUT SAGACITY? I HAVE THAT TOO!  MEANS WISDOM.  I DO KNOW SOME PEOPLE ( WON'T MENTION NAMES)


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JUST A THOUGHT . . . continued
WHO ARE QUERULOUS.  QUERULOUS MEANS IRRITABLE.  ALTHOUGH I WON'T ADMIT IT, I DO GET QUERULOUS ONCE IN AWHILE.  MAYBE ITS WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I AM GETTING TOO VENERABLE TO BE SPURIOUS AND I HAVE NO SAGACITY AND MY FACE IS GETTING FLORID (RUDDY:RED COLORED) BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I'M PERFIDIOUS (UNTRUSTWORTHY).

WOW!  THESE BIG WORDS ARE HARD ON THE BRAIN.   I THINK I'LL GO REST IT FOR AWHILE.  IT MAY BE SUPERFLUOUS (UNNECESSARY) FOR A SUPER BRAIN LIKE MINE. BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO STRAIN IT.  I MIGHT NEED IT NEXT THURSDAY AT 2:30 PM WHEN I GO TO SEE MY BRAIN DOCTOR.  ENUF SAID,  JO


WELCOME TO GRANVILLE!
WARREN AND LISA HAKANSON AND THEIR SONS AIDYN AND TILDYN


J & J Exercise Center Treadmills, Elliptical Trainers, Exercise bikes Total Gym,  Station Weight Machine, Ab loungers plus more.

Membership Rates                                      Seniors               $20.00

Adults               $25.00

High School          $15.00                           Youth                $10.00
Family $40.00
Day Pass           $2.00

If interested Call Jerry or Joni
728-6929, 721-8788 or 240-7842


MEMORIAL DINER
COME ON IN FOR ONE OF THE BEST
HOME COOKED MEALS IN THE COUNTRY.
DINNER SPECIALS EVERYDAY - $5
INCLUDES COFFEE & DESERT
MONDAY IS ALWAYS ROAST BEEF
HOMEMADE PIES AND DESERTS SERVED ALWAYS!
ARE YOU IN NEED OF A CATERED MEAL?
TALK TO DONNA AT 728-9511
OPEN MON - FRI - 7AM TO 6PM
SAT - 8AM TO 2PM

SHAKLEE PRODUCTS
Creating Healthier Lives!
Tara & Mike Gregg, Independent Distributors
Improving Health & Wealth (701) 340-8977
Check us out at www.shaklee.net/mtgregg

GARAGE DEFENDOORS
FOR YOUR ENTIRE GARAGE DOOR NEEDS CALL BRANDON WITTMAYER AT 833-9955 OR
728-6904.


garage doors


JASON VOLLMER AT 720-7269
WE ALSO DO WALK IN DOORS AND WINDOWS!


NODAK MUTUAL INSURANCE
MONDAY – FRIDAY-8AM TO 4PM
Life - Health - Autos - Home - Commercial - Farm Owners and Crop Insurance - Tina Lenton
PO Box 54 - 118 Main St S
Granville ND 58741 - 0054
Office 701-728-6977
Fax 701-728-6689 * Cell 701-833-1137
tlenton@nodakmutual.com

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COZY COTTAGE
ANTIQUES AND GIFTS
Stop by and check out our new summer mdse,
furniture for your home, and collectables
Summer hours: Tues-Fri. 10:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat. Sun. Mon. by appointment
104 Grant Ave NE  Granville
833-1403
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BRANDING IRON SALOON
MON – SAT – 12 NOON TO 1AM
SUN 1PM TO 1AM
FRIDAY IS STEAK NIGHT!N 7PM
BLACKJACK –
TRY OUR HOMEMADE PIZZAS
NOW IN PERSONAL PAN SIZE TOO!
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EXCATATION*LANDSCAPING*WATER LINES
ANY KIND OF DIRT WORK.
PFEIFER CONSTRUCTION 728-6975
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S & E MEATS & SPECIALTIES
701-728-6971
RETAIL MEAT CUTS:
BEEF, PORK, BUFFALO, & ELK
PORK SAUSAGE, BEEF STICKS,
BEEF SUMMER SAUSAGE
BUFFALO PIZZA'S * WATKINS PRODUCTS
GRANITE SPRING WATER
CUSTOM MEAT PROCESSING 
MON & TUES – CLOSED
WED - 9AM TO 5PM SAT. – 9AM TO 1PM
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WESTERN STATE BANK
GRANVILLE STATION * 728-6827
MON THRU FRI 9AM TO 1PM
SAT 9AM TO 12NOON
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NEED DIRT WORK?
CALL JOHNSON CONSTRUCTION
728-6904
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DK SERVICE
YOUR 1-STOP SERVICE STATION
                          728-6816
OPEN 7AM TO 6PM MON – FRIDAY
 8 AM TO 2PM ON SATURDAY
*AUTO REPAIRS, OIL CHANGE, GAS, TIRE SERVICE* ANYTHING YOU WILL NEED
TO KEEP YOUR VEHICLE ON THE ROAD!
NEED DIRT WORK?
CALL JOHNSON CONSTRUCTION

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HOFFERT'S AUTO BODY
FINEST GLASS REPLACEMENT
WORK IN THE COUNTY!
VERN HOFFERT, OWNER, 728-6588


NEED AVON?
CALL WINONA EVENS AT 728-6623


A Bar C Western Shop
833-4727
Arbonne, Wrangler, Cinch, Cruel Girl, Rockies, Montana Silver & More!
Call for an appointment - Open most evenings.
Just 2 miles west of Granville.
www.ABarCWesternShop.com


WHITE BUFFALO GRILL & LOUNGE
728-6447
12NOON TO 1AM     MON – SAT
DOUG & DARNELL WOODALL
FULL MENU DAILY
FAMILY DINING UNTIL 10PM
FAMILY PACK AVAIABLE EVERYDAY  $17.00
8 PC CHICKEN DINNER
3lbs FRENCH FRIES & COLESLAW
ON FRI & SAT NIGHTS
WE CARRY DR. McGILLICUDDY ROOTBEER
ORDERS CAN BE MADE TO GO!
BLACKJACK  
COME AND JOIN DOUG AND DARNELL AND ALL THE GANG FOR SOME REALLY GOOD FOOD


 BUFFALO CREEK HORN MOUNTS
*BUFFALO SKULLS* DEER HOOF GUN RACKS*
John & Jeff Smette
Granville, ND * 728-6581
Check out our web site on granvillend.com
Then click on the business link.
Specializing in European mounts, turkey tails,
And horn mounts.

FROUNFELTER TRUCKING
HAULING ANYTHING YOU NEED TO HAUL!
CALL TODAY FOR ESTIMATES!
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