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BEVERLY ESTHER LASHMAN AND RYAN PAUL BEETER
TOGETHER WITH THEIR FAMILIES
INVITE YOU TO SHARE IN THEIR WEDDING CEREMONY CELEBRATION
SATURDAY OCT 10TH AT 5 PM
AT THE FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH, GRANVILLE
JOIN THEM FOR THE RECEPTION AND DANCE TO BE HELD AT THE COMUNITY CENTER
EVERYONE IS WELCOME!
 NORTH PRAIRIE
FARMERS MARKET
EVERY THURSDAY AT 5PM
GRANVILLE CENTENNIAL PARK
*FRESH VEGGIES*BAKED GOODS*
*BREADS*SYRUPS*JAMS*
FOR MORE INFO OR TO RESERVE A SPOT CONTACT NORTHWEST VENTURES COMMUNICATIONS INC AT 837-6102 OR 1-800-210-6434
YOU ARE INVITED TO A
BRIDAL SHOWER
FOR
CANDIS MEDLER & HAL GOODMAN
SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 19TH
GRANVILLE SENIOR CENTER
AT 2PM
THEY ARE REGISTERED AT
TARGET AND HERBERGERS.
FOR SALE
NEW FRIGIDAIRE STACKABLE
WASHER-DRYER
$650.00
JR & GLADYS HILLER
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ALL FOR THE FUTURE OF GRANVILLE! |
The City of Granville and the Granville Economic Development Corporation has initiated a motion for a community vote on a two percent sales tax. This money would go into a fund which will be dedicated to the future of Granville, including infrastructure, business development and park improvements and maintenance.
With the 2% sales tax, the community will be able to continue meeting the infrastructure demands today and in the future. This tax will have a sunset clause at which time it can be voted on to continue or be stopped. The city sales tax dollars won’t fund all of the projects in the future, but it will help.
For more information on the potential sales tax, please come to the public meeting on September.28th at 7pm Watch for a brochure with more details and visit with your city council and EDC members.
LEFSA TIME!
THE LUTHERAN LADIES WILL BE MAKING LEFSA EVERY WEDNESDAY NIGHT IN SEPTEMBER STARTING ON SEPTEMBER 2ND AT 6PM IN THE CHURCH BASEMENT. WE NEED AND WELCOME ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET. IT'S FUN! IT'S WORK! COME AND JOIN US!. IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE CALL NANCY AT 728-6864 OR JO AT 728-6823
OR IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO ORDER LEFSA WE WILL BE SELLING THEM FOR $1 A ROUND IN 5 OR 10 ROUND PACKAGES. IT'S TIME TO GET READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS!
GUITARS NEEDED!!
TGU Granville High School Students have the opportunity to take a guitar class on ITV.The students need to provide their own guitars for the class. However, we have some student's who are interested in taking the class,
but do not have their own guitars. If there is anyone who a guitar that a student can use, please contact the
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CAMPERS IN GRANVILLE
THE GOOD SAM SAKAKAWEA CLUB MEMBERS CAMPED IN GRANVILLE BY THE SENIOR CITIZENS CENTER ON THE WEEKEND OF AUGUST 15TH AND 16TH. THERE WERE APPROXIMATELY 27 PEOPLE IN ATTENDANCE. THEY WERE GIVIN THE USE OF THE CENTER BUILING DURING THEIR STAY AND WERE VERY PLEASED WITH THE FACILITIES AND WOULD LIKE TO RETURN NEXT YEAR. THE GROUP TRAVELED FROM GRANVILLE TO ATTEND THE "SAMBOREE" AT DEVILS LAKE.
NORWAY LUTHERAN
HOLDS SERVICES
FORMER PASTOR DICK HENDRICKSON, GARRISON, WHO SERVED NORWAY LUTHERAN FROM 1977 TO 1983, WAS GUEST PASTOR FOR THE SPECIAL WORSHIP SERVICE ON JULY 19TH, 2009 AT 2PM MARKING THE 125TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ORGANIZATION OF THE CONGREGATION ON JULY 20TH, 1884.
ONCE AGAIN LEONARD MARKENSEN, FOREST CITY, IOWA, PLAYED THE 100 YEAR OLD PUMP ORGAN AND SPECIAL MUSIC WAS PROVIDED BY MARGIE MARKENSEN DURING THE OFFERING.
FOLLOWING SERVICES A POT LUCK LUNCH WAS ENJOYED AND VISITING WITH FORMER MEMBERS AND FRIENDS MAKING THE AFTERNOON OF FELLOWSHIP COMPLETE.
PEOPLE CAME FROM GRAND FORKS, LINTON, VELVA, VOLTAIRE, MINOT, NORWICH, BEULAH, FESSENDEN, GARRISON, TOWNER, DENBIGH AND THE STATES OF IOWA, WASHINGTON, MONTANA, AND WYOMING.
*BABIES*
LILLIAN HANNA GABEL WAS BORN ON AUGUST 25TH IN WILLISTON WHERE SHE WILL LIVE WITH HER MOMMY AND DADDY, VINCE AND HEIDI GABEL. HER GRANDPARENTS, VINCE AND JULIE GABEL, ARE FROM GRANVILLE. LILLIAN WILL HAVE TO SHARE HER BIRTHDAY WITH GRANDPA VINCE.
THIS 'N THAT: ORGANIZERS AND HELPERS ARE NEEDED TO SET UP THE FALL FESTIVAL AND THE CHRISTMAS EXTRAVAGANZA IN GRANVILLE. PLEASE CALL THE CITY OFFICE IF YOU ARE INTERESTED |
*BITS 'N PIECES*
*CITY COUNCIL – SEPT. 7TH – 7PM
*LEGION – SEPT. 1st – AT 8PM
*MASONS – SEPT. 2ND & SEPT 16TH
COMMUNITY BETTERMENT – SEPT 21ST
8:15AM AT THE DINER
EDC MEETING – SEPT 21ST AT 7PM
*FIREMANS – SEPT 15TH AT 8PM
*EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO ANY OF THESE MEETINGS. OUR TOWN CAN USE ALL THE SUPPORT IT CAN GET!*
*SENIOR CORNER*
GRANVILLE SENIOR CITIZENS BIBLE STUDY WILL NOT BE HELD TIL FALL. BUSINESS MEETING – SEPT 14TH
SOCIAL MEETING - SEPT 28TH
BIRTHDAY PARTY – SEPT 15TH
FOR ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE SENIOR CITIZENS OR TO SCHEDULE THE USE OF THE SENIOR CENTER PLEASE CALL DARLENE SWALLERS AT 728-6919
PAPER DRIVE
WE ARE CHALLENGING ALL BUSINESSES WHO ARE ADVERTISED IN THE GAZETTE TO DONATE 2 REAMS OF COLORED PAPER!
THANK YOU TO FRANCIS PHEIFER OF PHEIFER CONSTRUCTION AND BRANDON AND LORIE OF THE GARAGE DEFENDORS FOR ANSWERING OUR CHALLENGE.
ALSO THANK YOU TO TGU GRANVILLE FOR THE TWO REAMS OF PAPER.
THANK YOU, HANNA, FOR THE BEAUTIFUL PICTURE! I HAVE IT HANGING ON MY FRIDGE.
*SCHOOL NEWS*
TUESDAY – SEPT 8TH TGU SCHOOL BOARD MEETING IN GRANVILLE AT 7PM
TUESDAY - SEPT. 8TH FFA MEETING
SEPTEMBER 14TH – 18TH TGU HOMECOMING WEEK CORONATION WILL BE HELD ON TUESDAY SEPT. 15TH AT 2PM
FRIDAY SEPT. 18TH PARADE AT 1PM IN TOWNER
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*CHURCH NEWS*
HOPE CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM
PASTOR FRANK PICARD
WOMENS SOCIETY – SEPT. 6TH AFTER THE CHURCH SERVICE
FIRST LUTHERAN CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 9AM
PASTOR MARY MISKA 728-6463
LADIES AID – SEPT. 10TH AT 2PM
NORWICH LUTHERAN CHURCH
SERVICES HELD EVERY SUNDAY AT 11AM
PASTOR MARY MISKA
LADIES AID – SEPT 3RD AT 2PM
*WEDDINGS*
AMANDA JUAREZ AND RENE HYMEL III WERE MARRIED ON JULY 17TH AT THE FARMERS UNION CAMP IN VELVA. THEIR PARENTS ARE DOMINGO AND LUANNE JUAREZ FROM GRANVILLE AND RENE JR AND DEBORAH HYMEL FROM LANSFORD.
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BRITNEY KRAFT AND DAVID DePRATO WERE MARRIED JULY 18TH THEIR PARENTS ARE BILL KRAFT FROM GRANVILLE, JOEY AND STACY WALD FROM SURREY AND DAVID AND KATHY DePRATO OF MINOT.
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RUSSEL AND JUDY NORBY OF GRANVILLE WERE MARRIED IN AUGUST 22ND IN MINOT. ****************
PATTI FREDRICKSON AND SHAWN KUHNHENN WILL BE MARRIED ON SAT. SEPTEMBER 26TH AT THE BETHANY LUTHERAN CHURCH IN MINOT. A DANCE AND RECEPTION WILL BE HELD AT THE VEGAS MOTEL IN MINOT. THEIR PARENTS ARE CALVIN AND KIM FREDTICKSON AND MARK AND JANELLE KUHNHENN.
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DUSTIN FROUNFELTER AND AMANDA HUMBLE WILL BE MARRIED ON SEPTEMBER 19TH AT THE FLC IN GRANVILLE. AMANDA IS THE DAUGHTER OF BECKY HAMAN AND COREY HUMBLE. DUSTIN IS THE SON OF LINDA AND MYLES FROUNFELTER OF GRANVILLE.
ANNIVERSARIES
BECKY & PATRICK HOGLAND – 2ND
OMAR & BETY SMITH – 27TH |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
DARRELL KUNKEL – 1ST
ERNIE LYSTAD – 2ND
PAYTON MUELLER – 3RD
HOLLY QUIPP – 6TH
RYLIE SUCHOR – 12TH
CHASTAIN DAWSON – 13TH
PEANUT – 13TH
KARLA THOMPSON – 14TH
McKENNA ISAKSON – 22ND
LEON OFSTHUN – 23RD
MARY ROBINETTE – 6TH
LINDA SMETTE – 28TH
CHASTITY SEVELAND – 28TH
JASON BACHMEIER – 30TH
TIM ANDERSON – 30TH
SYMPATHIES. . .
DOMINGO JUAREZ SR.AUG 14TH IN MINOT
OUR SYMAPTHIES TO DOMINGO AND LUANNE AND THEIR FAMILY.
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RHONDA SEVLAND PASSED AWAY IN HARVEY WHERE SHE WAS VISITING HER CHRIROPRACTOR ON AUG 13TH IN HARVEY
PLEASE KEEP JEANNIE, JON, JERRY, JEFF AND THEIR FAMILIES IN YOUR THOUGHTS.
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LINDA WIDMAYER PASSED AWAY ON
AUGUST 4TH IN MINOT. KEEP GARY AND THEIR FAMILY IN YOUR THOUGHTS.
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JENNETTE BRUSH PASSED AWAY ON AUGUST 22ND IN A MINOT HOSPITAL. JENNETTE AND HER HUSBAND, DARYLN LIVED SOUTH OF DENBIGH.
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WILLIS (SONNY) VILLINEAU OF MINOT PASSED AWAY ON AUGUST 18TH IN HIS HOME. SONNY WAS A BROTHER TO PINKY NEILSON OF GRANVILLE.
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RAY SMITH, OF MINOT, FORMERLY OF DEERING PASSED AWAY ON AUGUST 2ND.
RAY WAS OMAR SMITHS BROTHER.
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AGNES NELSON PASSED AWAY ON AUGUST 22ND IN THE VELVA NURSING HOME. SHE HAD LIVED IN THE NORWICH AREA ALL HER LIFE.*********************
HAZEL MUELLER OF MINOT PASSED AWAY ON AUGUST 19TH. OUR SYMPATHIES TO THE MUELLER FAMILY.
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OUR SYMPAHIES TO THE FAMILIES AND FRIENDS OF THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE. ALL WERE CHERISHED AND LOVED.
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THANK YOU! |
MEMORIAL DINER |
THANK YOU TO THE NORTHERN LITES CAMPERS FOR THE DONATIONS FOR USING OUR CAMP GROUNDS.
AMERICAN JOBS
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock, (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.
While his coffeepot, (MADE IN CHINA)
was perking, he shaved with his electric razor
(MADE IN HONG KONG)
He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA),
designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
And tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA)
After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)
He sat down with his calculator
(MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch
(MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio
(MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car
(MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS
(from Saudi Arabia ) and continued his search
for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.
At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his computer
(MADE IN MALAYSIA ),
John decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals
(MADE IN BRAZIL),
poured himself a glass of wine
(MADE IN FRANCE)
and turned on his TV
(MADE IN INDONESIA),
and then wondered why he can't
find a good paying job in AMERICA
J & J Exercise Center
2 Treadmills, 2 Elliptical Trainers, 3 Exercise bikes, Total Gym, 2 Station Weight Machine, 2 Ab loungers plus several more items.
Membership Rates
Seniors $20.00
Adults $25.00
High School $15.00
Youth $10.00
Family $40.00
Day Pass $2.00
If interested Call Jerry or Joni at:
728-6929, 721-8788 or 240-7842
S & E MEATS & SPECIALTIES
701-728-6971
RETAIL MEAT CUTS:
BEEF, PORK, BUFFALO, & ELK
PORK SAUSAGE, BEEF STICKS,
BEEF SUMMER SAUSAGE
BUFFALO PIZZA'S * WATKINS PRODUCTS
GRANITE SPRING WATER
CUSTOM MEAT PROCESSING
MON & TUES – CLOSED
WED - 9AM TO 5PM SAT. – 9AM TO 1PM
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COME ON IN FOR ONE OF THE BEST HOME-COOKED MEALS IN THE COUNTRY.
IN NEED OF A CATERED MEAL,
TALK TO DONNA OR CALL 728-9511
OPEN MON - FRI - 7AM TO 6PM
SAT - 8AM TO 2PM
STOP IN AND CHECK OUT THE DAILY SPECIALS!
SHAKLEE PRODUCTS
Creating Healthier Lives!
Tara & Mike Gregg, Independent Distributors
Improving Health & Wealth (701) 340-8977
Check us out at www.shaklee.net/mtgregg
GARAGE DEFENDOORS
FOR YOUR ENTIRE GARAGE DOOR NEEDS CALL BRANDON WITTMAYER AT 833-9955 OR
JASON VOLLMER AT 720-7269
WE ALSO DO WALK IN DOORS AND WINDOWS!
NODAK MUTUAL INSURANCE
MONDAY – FRIDAY-8AM TO 4PM
Life - Health - Autos - Home - Commercial - Farm Owners and Crop Insurance - Tina M. Lenton
PO Box 54 - 118 Main St S
Granville ND 58741 - 0054
Office 701-728-6977
Fax 701-728-6689 * Cell 701-833-1137
tlenton@nodakmutual.com
COZY COTTAGE
ANTIQUES AND GIFTS
Stop by and check out our new summer mdse,
furniture for your home, and collectables
Summer hours: Tues-Fri. 10:00 am - 5:00 pm
Sat. Sun. Mon. by appointment
104 Grant Ave NE Granville
833-1403
BRANDING IRON SALOON
MON – SAT – 12 NOON TO 1AM
SUN 1PM TO 1AM
FRIDAY IS STEAK NIGHT!N 7PM
BLACKJACK – SEPT. 5TH,11TH, 19TH, & 25TH
MUSIC BY FIREHOUSE ON SEPT. 26TH
COME AND HELP US CELEBRATE PINKY'S 40TH
TRY OUR HOMEMADE PIZZAS
NOW IN PERSONAL PAN SIZE TOO!
EXCAVATION*LANDSCAPING*WATER LINES
ANY KIND OF DIRT WORK.
PFEIFER CONSTRUCTION 728-6975
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WESTERN STATE BANK
GRANVILLE STATION * 728-6827
MON THRU FRI 9AM TO 1PM
SAT 9AM TO 12NOON
NEED DIRT WORK?
CALL JOHNSON CONSTRUCTION
728-6904
DK SERVICE
YOUR 1-STOP SERVICE STATION
728-6816
OPEN 7AM TO 6PM MON – FRIDAY
8 AM TO 2PM ON SATURDAY
*AUTO REPAIRS, OIL CHANGE, GAS, TIRE SERVICE* ANYTHING YOU WILL NEED
TO KEEP YOUR VEHICLE ON THE ROAD!
NEED DIRT WORK?
CALL JOHNSON CONSTRUCTION
728-6904
HOFFERT'S AUTO BODY
FINEST GLASS REPLACEMENT
WORK IN THE COUNTY!
VERN HOFFERT, OWNER, 728-6588
NEED AVON?
CALL WINONA EVENS AT 728-6623
WHITE BUFFALO GRILL & LOUNGE
728-6447
12NOON TO 1AM MON – SAT
DOUG & DARNELL WOODALL
FULL MENU DAILY
FAMILY DINING UNTIL 10PM
SEPT. MENU SPECIALS
ALL TUESDAYS – INDIAN TACOS
ALL THURSDAYS – POLLOCK FILLET DINNERS
FAMILY PACK AVAIABLE EVERYDAY $17.00
8 PC CHICKEN DINNER
3lbs FRENCH FRIES & COLESLAW
ON FRI & SAT NIGHTS
WE CARRY DR. McGILLICUDDY ROOTBEER
ORDERS CAN BE MADE TO GO!
FUNTIME KAROKE – SEPT 12TH
BLACKJACK SEPT. 4TH. 12TH, 18TH & 26TH
COME AND JOIN DOUG AND DARNELL AND ALL THE GANG FOR SOME REALLY GOOD FOOD |
BUFFALO CREEK HORN MOUNTS
*BUFFALO SKULLS* DEER HOOF GUN RACKS*
John & Jeff Smette
Granville, ND * 728-6581
Check out our web site on granvillend.com
Then click on the business link.
Specializing in European mounts, turkey tails,
And horn mounts.
FROUNFELTER TRUCKING
HAULING ANYTHING YOU NEED TO HAUL!
CALL TODAY FOR ESTIMATES!
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*A Well-Planned Retirement* *From the London Times:*
TRUE STORY, YOU GOTTA LOVE IT!!!
Outside the Bristol Zoo, in England, there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses.
It was manned by a very pleasant attendant with a ticket machine charging cars £1 (about $1.40) and coaches £5 (about $7).
This parking attendant worked there for all of 25 years. Then, one day, he just didn't turn up for work. The Bristol Zoo Management called the City Council and asked them to send a new parking attendant...""No", said the Council, "that parking lot is your responsibility."
"No", said Bristol Zoo Management, "the attendant was employed by the City Council, wasn't he?" "NO!" insisted the Council.
Sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain, France or Italy, is a man who had been taking the parking lot fees, estimated at about $560 per day at Bristol Zoo for the last 25 years. Assuming he worked 7 days a week, this mans salary amounted to just over $7 million.
And no one even knows his name!
*ATTA BOY * AWARDS*
OUR "ATTA BOY" AWARD FOR SEPT, 2009 GOES TO CALVIN MEDLER AND TONYA HUNSKER. CALVIN HAS ALWAYS BEEN GREAT ABOUT HELPING WITH CITY STUFF. HE WENT AROUND STARTING FURNICES LAST WINTER AND MOVING SNOW WHEN HE WAS HOME. TONYA IS OUR TGU PRINCIPAL. SHE IS SO SUPPORTIVE OF OUR SCHOOL AND OUR KIDS WE NEED TO THANK THIS LADY.THESE TWO FINE PEOPLE WILL RECEIVE A FREE HAMBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES FROM DONNA AT THE MEMORIAL DINER.THANK YOU CALVIN! THANK YOU TONYA! THANK YOU DONNA!
A Bar C Western Shop
833-4727
Arbonne, Wrangler, Cinch, Cruel Girl, Rockies,
Montana Silver & More!
Call for an appointment - Open most evenings.
Just 2 miles west of Granville.
www.ABarCWesternShop.com
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JUST A THOUGHT . . .
IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU TAKE STUFF FOR GRANTED. WHEN HILMAN WOULD DRIVE BY I WOULD WAVE. WHEN HE WAS SITTING OUT IN HIS YARD AND I DROVE BY I WOULD WAVE. NOT REALLY THINKING MUCH ABOUT IT. JUST WAVING AT HILMAN. NOW THAT HE'S GONE, I MISS IT. I MISS THE OLD KOOT. HE WAS AN ICON OF OUR TOWN.
ANOTHER PERSON I MISS IS JARVIS. I WISH I WOULD HAVE SPENT MORE TIME APPRECIATING THESE WONDERFUL PEOPLE. SO WHY DON'T I SPEND SOME TIME WITH THOSE WHO ARE STILL HERE? GOOD QUESTION! BUSY WORKING, BUSY LIVING, BUSY JUST GETTING BY. NO EXCUSES REALLY. THAT'S JUST LIFE
WE WENT CAMPING AT LAKE METIGOSHE LAST WEEKEND. MOM, PAM, MATTHEW, PEANUT, BUDDY AND I. MATTHEW WANTED TO GO CANOEING. I DIDN'T WANT TO GO AND TRIED MY DARNDEST TO BRIBE HIM SO I WOULDN' T HAVE TO GO. HE LOOKED AT ME WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES AND SAID, "PLEASE GRANDMA?" AS WE WALKED OVER THE CANOE AREA HE SAID THANK YOU TO ME FOR GOING. WHEN WE WERE OUT ON THE WATER I SAID THANK YOU TO MATTHEW FOR MAKING ME GO. IT WAS GREAT. IT WAS A LITTLE WINDY OUT ON THE BIG LAKE. WE TENDED TO GO SIDEWAYS A LITTLE BIT BUT IF LIFE WAS ONE STRAIGHT LINE – HOW BORING WOULD THAT BE. WE WERE OUT ABOUT AN HOUR. I THOUGHT MY ARMS WOULD BE SORE BUT THEY WEREN'T. IT WAS SO PEACEFUL. IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE, TAKE IT.
WE HAD GREAT FUN AT LAKE METIGOSHE. DURING THE NIGHT THE RACCOONS GOT INTO OUR MARSHMELLOWS AND CHIPS WE HAD LEFT ON THE TABLE. I GES THEY NEED A LITTLE JUNK FOOD SOMETIMES TOO.OF COURSE WE HAD OUR VICIOUS ATTACK DOGS TO PROTECT US. PEANUT WEIGHTS IN AT 9lbs 4oz AND BUDDY IS EVEN SMALLER. THEY DEFINATILY LET US KNOW IF THERE WAS ANOTHER DOG IN THE AREA. PEANUT CHASED THOSE LITTLE TINY FROGS AROUND. I DON'T THINK SHE ATE ANY BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT ON IT. SHE WAS SO TIRED AT NIGHT SHE SLEPT CUDDLED UP TO ME ALL NIGHT AND NEVER MOVED.
SHE DIDN'T LIKE THE WATER THOUGH. MATT TOOK HER OUT A LITTLE WAYS IN THE WATER AND MADE HER SWIM BACK IN. SHE DIDN'T LIKE HIM FOR AWHILE AFTER THAT. |
I WALKED OUT UP TO ME KNEES AND SHE FOLLOWED BUT DIDN'T STAY IN LONG. THE WATER WAS COLD. MATT SWAM QUITE A BIT AND HE PAID FOR IT THAT NIGHT. HIS SHOULDERS AND BACK WERE PRETTY RED. IN THE NEXT CAMP SPOT THERE WAS A GUY FROM LANSFORD. BOY, COULD HE PLAY HIS GUITAR. HE PLAYED OLD SONGS. HE HAD AN AMP SO WE COULD REALLY HEAR HIM GOOD. WHEN HE WAS DONE PLAYING A SONG WE WOULD CLAP AND HOLLER "ONCORE" HE SAID HIS WIFE WAS TIRED OF HEARING HIM PLAY AND HE SEEMED SO PLEASED THAT WE ENJOYED HIS MUSIC. SOMETIMES IT TAKES SO LITTLE TO MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY. AS YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED, PEANUT HAS A BIRTHDAY ON SEPTEMBER 13TH. SHE WILL BE 1 YEAR OLD. I TOLD MY FRIEND, RANDI AND SHE SAID, SO PEANUT IS GOING TO BE 7 YEARS OLD. I HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT FOR A MINUTE. BUT YES I GES SHE IS. THEY GROW UP SO FAST. ENUF SAID, JO
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care proposals.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastro-enterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, the Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the butts in Washington .
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